Seattle Sperm Bike Transports Goods From Bank To Clinic (VIDEO)

It looks like Seattle has been inseminated.

The city known for rainy days and the Space Needle is now home to Americas's first authentic sperm bike.

Specially designed to make speedy deliveries from the sperm bank to clinic, the semen-shaped bike's unique storage cooling system, located in the "head," prevents samples from becoming contaminated, KIAH-TV reports.

Not only is it functional, the nearly 10-foot-long sperm bike will also make you the most popular cyclist in the bike lanes, Gary Olsem of the Seattle Sperm Bank explains.

"It's getting a lot of looks. People are stopping. They don't quite understand what's going on," Oselm told seattlepi.com. "You put a giant sperm on a bike, and you're going to get some attention."

Seattle is actually the second city to adopt a sperm bike, which first went for a spin with The European Sperm Bank in cyclist-friendly Copenhagen.

Comments

[dontgiveupamerica]

07:45 PM on 10/30/2011

Where can I buy one of these?

[electricladyland]

12:37 AM on 10/30/2011

The CDC could use those bikes as couriers for sexually transmitted diseases.

[justgigging]

06:46 PM on 10/29/2011

Has bike ever rear ended anyone or had a head on collision?

[saileyboy]

05:50 PM on 10/29/2011

Can it go with the flow (of traffic)? Has the bike ever arrived prematurely? You don't need balls to ride this thing - that's been taken care of! They couldn't make the bike longer? Would checking the tire pressure be foreplay? You know once he gets going he won't be able to stop. Imagine pulling out in traffic - sounds like a gang bang line.

And last: I think the helmets on the wrong head!

Hope I got a chuckle.

[saileyboy]

05:34 PM on 10/29/2011

$60.00 per sample? I've thrown millions of dollars away! Who knew?

[L I Beral]

05:29 PM on 10/29/2011

Are there penalties for early withdrawl at that sperm bank?

[justgigging]

05:02 PM on 10/29/2011

Heard he was banned at the Krispy Kreme.......

[justgigging]

04:50 PM on 10/29/2011

What is the Load Limit on that bike..?

[justgigging]

04:49 PM on 10/29/2011

I don't use a Sperm bank...I do the Erect Deposit thing.....

[tiemekangaroodown]

01:31 PM on 10/29/2011

I was hoping it would actually run on sperm, because that would be so economical, and fun too.

[MA]

01:13 PM on 10/29/2011

How often does he stop at a cervix station?

[tiemekangaroodown]

01:31 PM on 10/29/2011

You are very bad.

[saileyboy]

05:35 PM on 10/29/2011

That was good!

[mebemommee06]

12:57 PM on 10/29/2011

What would really be funny, is the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile following the bike..

[majornutt2]

09:42 AM on 10/29/2011

10 bucks says he'll never make it through San Francisco.

[HeartyEffort]

02:50 AM on 10/29/2011

Take those across the border!

[Ray Russelburg]

11:00 PM on 10/28/2011

I don't do sperm banks. I treat my sperm like my paycheck. I only make direct-deposits!

[dontgiveupamerica]

07:44 PM on 10/30/2011

careful now. Them direct-deposits could turn into direct-withdrawal from your paycheck.