10/31/2011 04:57 pm ET | Updated Dec 31, 2011

All 32 NFL Teams As Halloween Candy

I wrote a list comparing every NFL team to Halloween candy. And I hope you enjoy it, because most of you are too old to be getting dressed up to be going door to door for trick-or-treating. Although if you're a practicing Jehovah's Witness, that would be delightfully ironic.

Teams are listed in alphabetical order. That just seems fairest to everyone.