Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries Divorce Explained By NMA (VIDEO)

Now that we're a day out from the stunning -- stunning! -- announcement that Kim Kardashian will be divorcing Kris Humphries, we can turn our focus from OMG to WTF! Or, for the faint of heart, what happened?

Theories are abound; some say they didn't really know each other well, others blame it on wandering eyes, and there are some who just think it was a case of logistics. It's hard to truly know what was going on behind the scenes -- and we really mean scenes, since it was pretty much all filmed -- but thanks to NMA, at least we can get an idea from an animated reenactment.

Yup, the trusty Taiwanese animation crew have weighed in with their version of the events, running through the theories with typical computer-generated charm.

WATCH:

Comments

[Quai DOrsay]

10:55 AM on 11/03/2011

I dont even read the article. I just watch the funny videos that how much of joke I think of these clow.n.s ... They should be happy, they cash out and gain a little exposure on TV. That s what they all wanted ... Nothing to see here, anybody with a thinking brain exepected this ...

They got married for love ....the love of money and fame

[Jebbushnot]

09:55 AM on 11/03/2011

Why not simply list them: 1,2,34,5 etc. Who has time to read through a bunch of crap??

[Anne Siperek]

03:29 AM on 11/03/2011

so obviously in love with only herself. No room for anyone in a marriage but her.

[wwoody]

10:38 PM on 11/02/2011

I really didn't know she was married.

[Quai DOrsay]

10:56 AM on 11/03/2011

Good, because you saved yourself the horror... I wish I was at ur place ... it s more peaceful not knowing at all ... Now I m gonna go hang myself

[wwoody]

12:23 PM on 11/03/2011

Seriously I really didn't know she was married, until now...I guess being part of the 99%
working two jobs, trying to keep my head above water...I sometime overlook these things like Kim Kardashian wedding, especially when I'm trying to keep a roof over my family heads, and food on the table...and making promises to the public utilities company. So don't go and hang yourself, because I may join you.

[excab2]

10:25 PM on 11/02/2011

Hey! Don't let any grass grow under your feet Kim. Time to move on to the next sucka! And, you really are not one to be staying in the kitchen cooking for the kids. Gotta have your face in front of a camera 24/7 or it is not a deal. Here is a major shock for you. You are not as beautiful as you think you are and remember beauty is a very fleeting thing.

Return the ring. Return the gifts. Forget the BS of donating the proceeds to charity. Who in the world is going to be paying you value for goods received when it is already used? For once in your life, do the right thing even though this most likely will be out of your rhelm of understanding of cultural mores, return the gifts, write a nice note, thank the people for coming to the wedding, all of it. Be done for it. Walk away and it would been a lot better had you done this before the need for greed for millions of dollars and pulling poor Chris by the nose into this charade.

[Angela Bishop]

07:44 PM on 11/02/2011

Anyone that has watched any of the Kardashian's shows knows Kim would never move to Minnesota and settle down and be that far away from her family. Her family is everything to her and to everyone in their family. Hey Kris H. have you never watched the show Kim has commitments for probably the next year planned in advance. Come on we all know that Kim is not going to give up her career same as Kris H. isn't going to give up his. My personal opinion is that Kris couldn't handle a wife that was more successful then him. Men don't deal well with that because they are insecure he just couldn't handle the fame that went with the marriage to Kim. He was not mature enough to handle it. I support Kim's decision to do what is best for herself before children became a part of the picture. I say next time make sure they have watched the show. This decision was not about for better or worse because it was bad before the wedding she probably thought he was acting out on camera because he wasn't use to this kind of attention. Some of the things he said and did during the show were disrespectable to Kim. I don't think it was a sham his behavior to her was a sham and when he got in the family he couldn't keep it up the real person always comes out. Congratulations Kim you did make the right decision.

[mustchange2012]

10:08 PM on 11/02/2011

You are so wrong it is amazing, First the man made 3.2 million a game, which means he probably had a contract, which means, even if he is not working, he is getting paid. Second, If family is everything to her, why did she ACCEPT? My goodness people, you talking about a girl who's been around the block once already at 19, married then. She knows the rules, she just chose not to live by someone elses rules. She broke the marriage, she'll spin it, and twist it, because now the lying egoed girl got caught. All of the plans of living and moving where for a so called smart girl who's been married before should have know better. She is spoiled and ego manic and now a liar. I have not one ounce of sorry in me for her, being that she made her own bed. She even iced her own cake. The girl is conceded. Kris did not file, she did, get it, she did. It figures you watch this dribble, because your post shows that, and anyone who keeps watching this train wreck is making her rich for nothing. Then she yell's foul if people pick on her. Takes a Fool to Know a Fool.

[corsair1917]

07:29 PM on 11/02/2011

Ms. Slutrashian didn't even let him she was filing for divorce. They spent the previous weekend together in Vegas holding hands and posing for pictures and stuff but he found out about the divorce filing from a ossip site..... Yeah right she married for love...

[tgaines727]

06:50 PM on 11/02/2011

I am no expert when it comes to reading body language, but from the way they are sitting, I wouldn't think they were two people in love.

[Quai DOrsay]

10:58 AM on 11/03/2011

And they very bad actors too ... It was showing how fake the whole thing was ...I m not too sure why people are so surprised that they getting divorced

[REDSTATEREFUGEE]

05:06 PM on 11/02/2011

The Chinese animation was terribly cheesy, but that quality coincides with the Kim-Kris abbreviated marriage....

[imissmydog]

04:46 PM on 11/02/2011

It's like this. She thinks marriage? and producers/Kris Jenner is like wow great idea. ;))))

[ddeedaci]

04:47 PM on 11/02/2011

I could tell by the way she wouldnt let him really kiss her. Afraid of ruinging her lipstick. Not the look of a woman in love. I am a dog lover and if anyone I was involved with told me my dogs could not sleep on the bed with me and had to be caged, that would be the end of it.
Kris Jenner is so despicable going on talk shows today for damage control and fake tears. If she really wanted the best for her daughter, she wouldnt have gone nuts when she head Kim was going to change her last name to her husband to be's. I just feel sorry that a nice small town boy from a good family got caught up in this horrible situation, but better now than later.

[rsfeys]

03:33 PM on 11/02/2011

Serious Consideration....Please!!! As Kathy Lee said....You do that BEFORE the Wedding!!!

[littlemiss22]

03:32 PM on 11/02/2011

I had enough of them when her mom wanted to change her name back to Kardashian, they will do anything for the green and for airtime!!!!!

[rsfeys]

03:30 PM on 11/02/2011

So far...I haven't heard a reason. The only bad thing she ever said was he was messy and sometimes he says the wrong thing in front of the camera. I think she saw him as a liability. Superficial...Absolutely!

[mustchange2012]

10:11 PM on 11/02/2011

NO, the word is NO I won't marry you, she loved the attention. EgoManic

[sdaflem]

03:17 PM on 11/02/2011

The real reason, they made money off the wedding and now they will make money from the divorce. There's a sucker born every minute!