Jarred Dauth, Maya Manseur Caught Having Sex On Picnic Table At Courthouse: Police

Many people leave courthouses feeling screwed. These two young lovebirds did, too.

Police said two University of Florida students were caught having sex on a picnic table at the construction site of a federal courthouse in Jacksonville, Fla., according to WJXT-TV.

From WJXT-TV:

Jarred Dauth, 21, and Maya Manseur, 23, managed to climb a 6-foot fence to get to the spot where they were seen naked having sex, according to a police report.

Both suspects have been charged with indecent exposure and trespassing.

Barstool Sports notes that the alleged transgression took place on the weekend the Florida Gators football team took on their hated rivals, the Georgia Bulldogs.

In light of this fact, the blog argues the charges against the couple should be dropped.

"I thought this was one of those weekends where anything goes," one Barstool blogger writes.

The allegedly voyeuristic Gators are just one of the couples cuffed for public copulation over the last several weeks.

Last month, a Charleston, S.C. twosome was arrested after cops say they found them having sex inside a museum, according to KLTV.

The Smoking Gun reported in October on a pair of straphangers who were arrested for having sex on a public bus in Montoursville, Pa.

Comments

[daveclementsusa]

10:21 AM on 11/07/2011

Free the naked lovers for they were giving PIECE a chance.

What? Did they not clean up or something???
Tresspassing on public property?

Yes they ought not have sex in public but who hasn't?
Don't try to close me on they broke the law crap, after being indoctrinated to recite,
"With Liberty and Justice For All" admist a NFL Quarterback admitting engaging inappropriatly in a PUBLIC bathroon without criminal charges filed.

To the couple; You were exercising a Fundamental Right under the US CONST. 1st Amendment.
1. Sex is exspressive
2. Sex is communitive
3. Sex is artistic
4. Sex is SPEECH and Federal Case Law states "Speech is not limited to the spoken word."
5. Defense to Indecent exsposure;
A.) Let's hope you were not in PLAIN VEIW, as Citizens have NO expectation of privacy in public see Helicopter Rule.
B.) Get in shape- workout then go for a jury trial, strip down and ask... do i look decent?
I'm not kidding. A jury is entitled to weigh IMPEACHMENT evidence.

Lastly, read the [entire] Snyder v. Phelps-the WESTBORO BAPTIST DECISION 3x, and go win.
http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=US&vol=000&invol=09-751

[pipersfu]

10:43 PM on 11/06/2011

What in the world is the big deal? Must not be any crime in the city, so the cops need to get their kicks somehow.

[Adam Dray]

10:01 PM on 11/06/2011

.....like its THAT hard to find an unlocked car I mean come on people think!!

[FactsvsFear]

05:08 PM on 11/06/2011

Lots worse things to lock folks up for. Give them a ticket and move on.

[yappnmutt]

04:00 PM on 11/06/2011

confession time. one of my favorite things to do with a new girlfriend was to talk them into having sex in a cemetery. my wife was the only one who wouldn't do it even though the thought of it always made her horny.

[nypapajoe]

08:11 PM on 11/05/2011

Explain that to your family!

[legalloon]

04:44 PM on 11/05/2011

the stupid part is getting caught...

[thaiorchidsource]

07:07 AM on 11/05/2011

Same as 2 dogs in heat. Wonder what mom will say!

[badboyxyz]

05:23 PM on 11/04/2011

omg !!! what is this country coming to ? this is deeply disturbing. this is america

[EssayTask]

02:38 PM on 11/04/2011

Couldn't they find a more romantic place?! Steve from www.essaytask.com

[cdecisneros]

02:26 PM on 11/04/2011

What do you expect from Gators?

[26snr]

12:40 PM on 11/04/2011

Well its Taboo to have sex in a place that doesnt have a bed (the kitchen, bathroom, living room) and I've seen some pornos when the deed is done in the park and out in the open.... I think thats the thrill they were seeking.

[grego57]

12:17 PM on 11/04/2011

We lost our romance and sense of humor in this country. Many many years ago me and my wife would sneek off to some secluded spot to make love. we have been married for 35 years now and she still blushes and laugh when we talk about it.

[diaz9009]

02:08 AM on 11/07/2011

No need for blushing, what u do/did is very sexy ;)~

[blondie1530]

11:54 AM on 11/04/2011

this is one reason why this world is screwed up put them both in jail give them a big fine it is plain out NASTY we don't live in the jungle they both look NASTY

[ttubamssik]

11:37 AM on 11/04/2011

picnic table splinters can get infected,she better have her butt checked out.