It's National Sandwich Day, everybody, the most delicious day of the year. Unless, of course, you find yourself saddled with one of these losers.
We're particular about our sandwiches. It's got to look like a sandwich, it has to be filled with yummy, complimentary ingredients while remaining mouth-sized, and most importantly, it can't be an affront to God and man alike.
All of these sandwiches fail that simple test. Do not seek them out, do not make them on your own. You have been warned.