11/04/2011 11:00 am ET | Updated Jan 04, 2012

Crab Cat Loves Laser Pointer: Cute/Ridiculous Animal Thing Of The Day (VIDEO)

Everyone knows that cats love laser pointers, but this little guy is amazingly committed. The other cats chasing stuff on the Internet need to take notes.

It's like he's running drills at football camp in a training montage from a movie where he goes on to win states and learn a little about himself along the way. He crab walks on a varsity level.

And we know he'll never catch the beam of light, but if anyone could, we'd want it to be him. He's earned it.