Porn Is Ryanair's New In-Flight Entertainment

Well, that's a new way to join the mile high club.

Fresh off the heels of its sexy cabin crew calendar, Ryanair is now proposing a scandalous new in-flight app that will allow passengers to screen porn at 30,000 feet.

According to The Sun, the proposed app for iPads or smartphones would allow passengers to play games, gamble or even watch raunchy movies.

"Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?" Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary told the paper. He also noted that he wouldn't be broadcasting porn on seat-back TVs.

If the plan ever takes off, it's estimated that it would take a year to implement.

In 2008, O'Leary famously said that business class on Ryanair's long-haul flights would include "beds and blowjobs" at a press conference.

Ryanair has made a series of shocking announcements of late. Aside from the aforementioned calendar, the airline announced plans earlier this month to remove toilets to make room for seats. Also this month, Ryanair made headlines after one of its planes made an emergency landing due to window tape coming loose. In August Ryanair crew members offered a man suffering cardiac arrest a sandwich and a soda, and then charged him for it.

Comments

[Adam Valen Levinson]

07:32 PM on 12/13/2011

It's like a German cyber cafe.

[yermama]

06:15 PM on 11/28/2011

RyanAir, still being run by some drunken Irishman in a back room.

[p456]

08:48 AM on 11/26/2011

Will they show it on in house entertainment? Or must you bring in you own lap top? And just when is lunch served? Now since I can't go to the lavatory where can I find a napkin or paper towel? Does the airline provide lube? So many questions so few answers.

[sb250guy]

09:31 AM on 11/24/2011

I'm not a prude or anything like that. I'm generally for as much freedom as possible. To each their own and all that. But who wants somebody wanking next to them on an airplane? If no one thought to offer porn on a plane, no one would have asked for it. Have a drink. eat your meal. Read a book. And get to your destination. What you do once you're there is none of my business.

[alisonv]

10:06 PM on 11/14/2011

Hotels around the world are different from an airplane, O'Leary. They have this thing called privacy. I don't care what the guy in the next room is watching in a hotel, but I do not want to be squashed up in your tiny airplane with guys watching porno right next to me.

[MagicalPossibilities]

12:50 AM on 11/15/2011

Yes, and generally they change the sheets every day. The comforters, of course are another story.

[G D]

01:47 AM on 11/13/2011

Without restrooms things could get sticky!

[Doda deWolf]

06:58 PM on 11/14/2011

and stinky!

[aquikapaa]

10:29 AM on 11/11/2011

How much for blowjobs? And do I get a discount for being a frequent flyer? OMG!!!!!!

[TarzanaGirl]

09:57 PM on 11/10/2011

WORST JOB EVER: RYANAIR CLEANING CREW

[grace87944]

09:36 PM on 11/10/2011

Oh My Gawd! Ewwwwww

[Cg Rzy]

10:33 PM on 11/09/2011

Alcohol plus porn, what more can you ask for? I hope they extend the leg room for "comfortable positioning".

[ThinkHappyThoughts]

09:09 AM on 11/11/2011

It said they took the toilets out to add more room........

[Amy56]

10:29 PM on 11/09/2011

Are they going to wash the seat cushions between each use?

[Cg Rzy]

10:35 PM on 11/09/2011

I heard they will be selling antiseptic wipes or you can bring your own.

[oceanview136]

10:20 PM on 11/09/2011

This should be called "The NO class airline" !!

[Cg Rzy]

10:16 PM on 11/09/2011

Well, don't be surprised if you will experience "turbulence in the sky" on a clear sunny day.

[dlooking4work]

10:07 PM on 11/09/2011

what next

[ThinkHappyThoughts]

09:12 AM on 11/11/2011

"ladies of the sky" as flight attendants?

[lilbit4368]

09:20 PM on 11/09/2011

Yeah I hear the stewardesses will also do lap dances but not for those who have more than one carry on

[Cg Rzy]

10:38 PM on 11/09/2011

Can't wait for the stewardess to do the safety rules.