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'R. Kelly, 'Shut Up': Singer Vs. Tonsil Surgery Haters (VIDEO)

R Kelly

First Posted: 11/10/11 12:36 PM ET Updated: 11/10/11 02:12 PM ET

Alright, who told R. Kelly he's washed up, lost it, aint got it no more? Said he was done, there's no way this time he's gonna overcome? Anyone? No one? Doesn't matter! You're wrong!

Since the emergency tonsil surgery you said spelled the end for R. (But did you? We looked everywhere online and couldn't find one person who did), he's recovered with a song in hand that defies your haterating. So far the track, which R. posted as a Twitvid today, is identified only by the header, "It's been a long time coming but I finally feel a lot better about my throat..." Yes, that would be a great title. But our money's on it turning into either "Shut Up," which he keeps telling us to tell haters to do, or "OMG," for this part:

"Let's be honest. How many baby's been made off me?...Oh. Em. Gee."

How many babies have been made off R. Kelly? Actually, how to make babies off a person, full stop? Is R. Kelly a human gas-lit stove and are babies quesadillas??? There are a lot of questions wrapped into this track, like there would be in a baby burrito. But the real point is, his voice sounds great. Thank you haters, thank you R., thank you confluence of circumstances for this new baby quesadilla called "Shut Up" (slash "It's Been A Long Time Coming But I Finally Feel A Lot Better About My Throat").

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(via Pitchfork)

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Alright, who told R. Kelly he's washed up, lost it, aint got it no more? Said he was done, there's no way this time he's gonna overcome? Anyone? No one? Doesn't matter! You're wrong! Since the emer...
Alright, who told R. Kelly he's washed up, lost it, aint got it no more? Said he was done, there's no way this time he's gonna overcome? Anyone? No one? Doesn't matter! You're wrong! Since the emer...
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Roger Garrett
08:06 PM on 11/11/2011
Peter Ponsil and his Tonsil:

http://www.ent-specialists.net/audio/Peter%20Ponsil.mp3
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Roger Garrett
07:51 PM on 11/11/2011
There's a;ready a song about having your tonsils removed. When I was a kid, back in the 50s, there was a 78 rmp record you could buy with a single song on it, "Peter Ponsil and His Tonsil".
04:14 PM on 11/11/2011
You Should get brain surgery brother
11:31 AM on 11/11/2011
Reactions! Love it.
Now who in this piece is casting stones?
Have you broken any commandments lately?
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Abelardo Perez
Obama 2012? Gotta be more progressive...
08:19 AM on 11/11/2011
WHO THE HELL IS BUYING HIS ALBUMS?
SeriesSeven
Libs Love Unproven Counterfactuals
07:59 AM on 11/11/2011
Interesting that Huffpo would be giving publicity to a child rapist.
11:30 AM on 11/11/2011
Obviously ethics morals character scruples and the like are things of the past.
07:59 AM on 11/11/2011
go r kelly lol
11:31 AM on 11/11/2011
:)
06:54 AM on 11/11/2011
Two stories above you are trying to drum up some controversy about Tarantino making a joke. And here we have you promoting the new song of artist who videoed himself urinating on a 14 year old girl. Your outrage cannon needs recalibrating, huffpo.
07:29 AM on 11/11/2011
Cain, NOTW, Perry, .... etc. etc. etc.

What "article"/kinds of "articles" would you like to comment on?
Recalibrate, JH.
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Benztown
Love being Dad
06:42 AM on 11/11/2011
When in doubt, especially in scary situation…anybody can get sensitive. That’s what happened here and the output is kind of silly…it misses one of the ground rules of fighting… “You can’t fight if you don’t know who you’re fighting and if you know who…just fight only them and not the world.â€

His past involvement in child molestation charges was deplorable and sick, and so are those that never forgive and forget.
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gfs5541
03:59 AM on 11/11/2011
Notwithstanding his transgressions, that was the most melodic insult I've ever heard.
06:06 AM on 11/11/2011
Best comment on this blog. The Pied Piper does it again.
03:23 AM on 11/11/2011
Is this not the same man that had repeated sexual encounters with his 14 year old 'god daughter?'

He is no less despicable than Jerry Sandusky!!! Please stop giving these PEDOPHILES press and air time. Just let them fade away into pervert obscurity.
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Justtheobvious
Solidarity 99%!
01:53 AM on 11/11/2011
With autotune software, even britney spears sounds like she can sing.
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Benjamin J Grimm III
I've got a head like a brick!
02:57 AM on 11/11/2011
If he uses autotune, he doesn't need much of it. The guy really can sing.
Koiquoe
Have an unyielding faith in yourself
07:20 AM on 11/11/2011
Agree. This guy is a true artist. He has a great voice.
01:44 AM on 11/11/2011
A beautiful soul in that man....all things considered, he's what we need...
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TheNewShadeofBlue
Anger is one thing, violence is clearly another.
01:59 AM on 11/11/2011
Isn't he a child molester?
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Benjamin J Grimm III
I've got a head like a brick!
03:02 AM on 11/11/2011
Was he convicted of that?
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dwill123
flexing the "golden pipes" on the day's issues
08:47 AM on 11/11/2011
Let's go to the video tape and see . . .
01:42 AM on 11/11/2011
Can he still_urinate_on _underage_girls? If so, then he can still do what he is famous for.
01:43 AM on 11/11/2011
I like this because no one is getting urinated on.