Hello, and welcome to the bedroom. Fred the cat will see you now. He only has a few minutes to chat, but you understand, right? He's a very busy guy.
Now, what did you want to talk about? Ah yes, the iPhone.
Oh -- one moment. You'll have to excuse him, he needs to take this call.
Like we said, his schedule is just crazy right now. He has a lot of deals that are about to close, a lot of big decisions to make about a lot of people's money. You know how it is.
Can we get you a water while you wait? Maybe some coffee?
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