"Oh, I'm sorry. Perhaps you were mistaken. You see, I'm sure you've had some experience with ninjas before. You may have even come across the odd ninja cat. So no one would blame you for thinking you were prepared to do battle. But I'm afraid, sir, that you have been mistaken. For never have you encountered so formidable an opponent as the super ninja kitty. Yes, now you see. Don't worry, I'll give you time to escape. And don't be so hard on yourself. After all, you are now wiser."