Now that the paternity suit against Justin Bieber has been dropped, he can breathe a sigh of relief. Let's face it: Whether or not Bieber is actually the father of a fan's baby, which he denied, it couldn't have been fun fighting off the bad press that he knocked up a groupie in a bathroom after one of his shows.
As Justin's schedule is currently dominated by promotion for his new Christmas album, "Under the Mistletoe," he couldn't have been happy that this darn baby was getting in the way of letting the world hear some Justin Bieber Yuletide classics. He just wanted to sing "Mistletoe"! And thank goodness for it, or else he may have wanted to take a cue from comedian Ross Everett, most recently seen in his Wes Anderson "Scream" parody.
In this parody of "Mistletoe," Bieber laments about the unfortunate situation he found himself in -- that he was going to have to "clean up this shit show," namely, the situation with the girl he may or may not have impregnated, and how she isn't Selena Gomez, not even a little bit. Justin, if you're going to knock someone up, have the decency to wait until you're between albums.