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'Not Tonightie' Night Gown Prevents Pesky Sexual Advances (VIDEO)

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Ladies, listen up. Next time your boyfriend/husband/male mistress tries to have sex or "make love" with you, don't feel like you have to give a tired excuse. Next time, tell him "No" without saying a word -- with Not Tonightie!

This revolutionary male attention-blocking device is the easiest way to stop all unwanted sexual advances, at least according to its inventors, sketch comedy group Family Sandwich (creators of Hipster Shore).

The nightgown features material that both feels like steel wool and attracts cat hair -- not to mention the zipper that goes all the way up -- so it's sure to get the message across that he won't be getting any tonight.

Not tonightie, dear. Not ever.

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