Those who can, do. Those who can't give dumb sex advice on the Internet.
But these 13 sex tips aren't just dumb. They're absurd, sadistic, and baffling, especially since many of them come from sources that claim to be authorities on human sexual relations, one of which comes from a popular website that is humanity's greatest repository of collective ignorance.
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