Pizza A Vegetable? 11 Other Things That Aren't Either (PHOTOS)
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If you've been paying attention to the news this week, you might have heard that Congress now considers pizza to be a vegetable.
We at HuffPost Comedy aren't ones to argue with Congress, so we figured we'd speed up their future school lunch-related rulings by pointing out 11 other things that must be vegetables, given the pizza precedent.
Carrot cake, candy corn and even vodka make the list (hey, it's made from potatoes). What else could we have included?