11/22/2011 04:10 pm ET

The Gentlemen's Rant: Fast Food (VIDEO)

We know what you're thinking: We've heard what gentlemen think about Starbucks and hipsters, but where do they stand on Arby's?

You can rest easy, because the gentlemen are here to explain their logic step-by-step.

Sure, some people may tout things like weight and heart health when complaining about fast food, but the gentlemen's concerns seem to be decidedly more poop-related than you'd imagine. See for yourselves.

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