Megyn Kelly Pepper Sprays Her Thanksgiving Dinner On Funny Or Die (VIDEO)

Ever since Megyn Kelly told Bill O'Reilly on Monday night that the UC-Davis protestors really were doused with a "food product," the Internet has lambasted the Fox News anchor for comparing pepper spray to something you might enjoy on Thanksgiving.

And in one of the quickest turnarounds we've seen, Funny Or Die already put out a video in which Megyn Kelly does just that. Erin Gibson plays a wild-eyed Kelly in a cooking segment, showing frightened viewers how a true red-blooded Republican like her prepares Thanksgiving dinner. And of course, adds a stream of pepper spray for that extra flavor of forced turkey subordination.

We hope to hear more on the subject from Ms. Kelly, who is "basically a news anchor." (In fairness, Martha Stewart did the same thing on Jay Leno's show last night.)

Comments

[Pamela Wages]

12:29 AM on 01/10/2012

Pepper spray has 16 million SHU of calcium ions. For those of you who make fun of people who have been pepper sprayed.......go put your finger in an electric socket. Calcium ion has the atomic # of 20 which is EVEN giving the atom or ion an electric discharge. 16 million SCOLVILLE HEAT UNITS is very damaging and causes an overdose of calcium ions, which destroys the calcium ion channels in your cells, damaging your DNA. This causes mutations to occur, and it causes Hunan Hand syndrome! This is what "tenderizes" the meat you marinate in your refrigerator over night. Do you really want to do this to a live human being? HOW CRUEL! This has permanent effects on the cells in your skin layers. It floods the cells with electric discharges and that is why it is HOT!

[tomasino]

01:24 PM on 11/29/2011

I love the Carly Fiorina "Demon Sheep Ad" at the end.

[nanjemoy]

10:29 AM on 11/29/2011

Yeah, that wasn't funny.

[torgman3]

10:21 PM on 11/27/2011

So, based on Megyn's logic, wouldn't mustard gas be essentially a condiment?

[SocratesSiddhartha]

01:56 PM on 11/28/2011

Yes, and let's not forget Agent Orange is a fruit!
FF!

[Pamela Wages]

12:33 AM on 01/10/2012

Socrates Siddhartha: You are so right, and very smart. How right, how right!

[archarabia]

08:01 PM on 11/27/2011

Hey, you know what else is a 'food product?' Mustard gas. Maybe the PD should start using that on the protesters, too.

[torgman3]

10:22 PM on 11/27/2011

I shoulda scrolled down before I wrote--sorry.

[Harbinger08]

07:44 PM on 11/27/2011

Just keep in mind that most counties have classed pepper spray as a weapon, and many countries have banned possession by civilians altogether. People have died from the effects of it, it's that bad. Look up "Scoville Scale". So to brush it off as a "food product" is nothing but an attempt to downplay the agony and danger of getting sprayed with it.

[Pamela Wages]

12:34 AM on 01/10/2012

Harbinger08: Wow, I thought no one else but me knew about that! Good post!

[Kev Bat]

06:34 PM on 11/27/2011

Take away the cleavage and ungodly white teeth and Fox news is left with cranky old men blaming the left for their constipation .

[Rick Shreiner]

04:31 PM on 11/27/2011

My wife cleverly stated, "You can't regulate PISSED-OFF" ! !
And I would like to add, You can't peppar-spray, or billy-club it away either . . .

[wewards]

04:13 PM on 11/27/2011

stupid.

[Woodsie]

12:31 AM on 11/27/2011

Not so bad? come on, Meggie, take a face full live and let us judge.

[torgman3]

11:09 AM on 11/27/2011

Right after the Mannity accepts the challenge of being waterboarded.

[Woodsie]

05:14 PM on 11/27/2011

Ha! I wouldn't hold my breath! LOL

[davblue1818]

10:51 PM on 11/26/2011

laimoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Aj Beamish]

09:02 PM on 11/26/2011

"I'm thankful for having a job were opinion is fact."

LOL

[archarabia]

03:48 PM on 11/26/2011

That was funny. It must be nice being a Fox anchor. U dont have to tax yourself trying to remember "facts" and "details.".Just read the cue cards and channel Sarah Palin.

[acupunk62]

11:58 AM on 11/26/2011

I guess it is an "or Die" video cause it ain't that funny. But I loved the Turkeys only having right wings!

[destin023]

11:39 AM on 11/26/2011

She's taking an awful lot of grief from the scientific minded left for being correct in her assessment. Pepper spray is indeed a derivative food product originating from different species of chili peppers. I had to argue the aspects of diluted concentrates of pepper spray of which I'm convinced was used at UC Davis with another brilliant leftist who insisted it only comes in seemingly prepackaged levels of one strength on this forum earlier. Of course she reports for Fox so that alone makes her wrongheaded to the more enlightened..

[mojo filter]

02:50 PM on 11/26/2011

They use pepper to make it. That doesn't mean its "basically a food product" you dope. And she was trying to argue that that made it harmless, which is what was really stupid about her comments.

[Candide33]

05:41 AM on 11/27/2011

I dare you to eat some!