When is a dog not a dog? When it's a pussy.
Although to be fair, the cat in our latest favourite viral video above, is pretty intimidating.
Which is why Buzzfeed have christened him 'Gandalf Cat' - because, dear doggy, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
So move over, Sir Ian McKellen. You may have fame, fortune and a knighthood for your services to the performing arts. But can you make your ears go flat? No.