Black Friday 2011: Movie Mall Scenes To Help You Prepare (VIDEO)

For everyone looking not to get pepper-sprayed today, we've got the lazy version of Black Friday shopping all cued up. A day at the movie mall! The movie mall is a magical place, where the stores are just so much background noise. Why, there's Robert Downey Jr. and his bouffant under the food court! Beethoven's at the music store, Phoebe Cates is giving sex advice, and hold on a minute...is that Paul Blart: mall cop? Whoa, obviously! So stop avoiding the real mall, silly, it's time enjoy a day at the one that doesn't involve parking.

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[PerryLogan]

09:59 AM on 11/26/2011

It's almost enough to make you read a book.

[Leon Hodgkinson]

10:13 PM on 11/25/2011

Worst slideshow ever.

[dblueII]

09:31 PM on 11/25/2011

Mallrats, the thinking mans Porkies.

[FritzVonPeanuts]

08:57 PM on 11/25/2011

This is a joke right?

The two best mall movies ever are "The Blues Brothers" and "Invasion USA" with Chuck Norris.

They don't make 'em like that anymore.

[Mochilero]

08:51 PM on 11/25/2011

If you don't include Matthew Broderick chasing a Komodo dragon through the mall in The Freshman, then you have omitted the funniest one of all.

[Emerilla]

08:40 PM on 11/25/2011

No "Night of the Comet" ???

[liberalbug]

08:36 PM on 11/25/2011

Alicia Silverstone, so hot, so 90's.

[Paintio]

07:49 PM on 11/25/2011

Takashi Miike is directing 1Q84..........can I get a woot, woot!

Trollin' like the doo dah man...........

[SpaceboySD]

07:26 PM on 11/25/2011

Jackie Brown, Valley Girl, Body Double, The Final Destination,

[Terry Floyd]

07:19 PM on 11/25/2011

Where are Jake and Elwood when we need um?

[Bike Commuter]

07:30 PM on 11/25/2011

Just what I was going to say. The best mall scene to go along with Black Friday would be from The Blues Brothers.

[Terry Floyd]

05:35 PM on 12/01/2011

EYES WIDE SHUT DONT BLINK

[hpmiddle07]

07:41 PM on 11/25/2011

Who the eff makes up these lists? How is it even remotely possible that the Blues Brothers didn't make it? That chase scene is not only one of the top 2 or 3 best scenes in the movie, it's number 5 on Screenjunkies all time list of chase scenes.

Oh, and the new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

[Terry Floyd]

05:34 PM on 12/01/2011

CRASH AND BASH CAUSE THERE AINT NO CASH

[Skyhawk]

07:07 PM on 11/25/2011

Mallrats is my favorite.

[lefty81]

06:38 PM on 11/25/2011

I totally did not get to number 10 on the list when I first posted. Forgive me...........I am totally kicking myself.........

[lefty81]

06:37 PM on 11/25/2011

The two best ones on here are: The Legend of Billie Jean and Clueless (both of these are total calssics).

But there was one movie that was woefully left off: Weird Science, when Wyatt and Gary are in sitting in front of this plant, and these two guys dump the slurpee on them. Or, even better, you could use the scene where the bullies see Lisa on the escalator, and go after her........

[GaryNOVA]

06:09 PM on 11/25/2011

That kid... is back... on the ESCALATOR!!!!

[ReignSupreme]

05:39 PM on 11/25/2011

Two questions: Where the hell is Robin Sparkles? And why isn't she at the mall?

[susou]

05:50 PM on 11/25/2011

YAY! Love the "How I Met Your Mother" reference!!!