Black Friday 2011: Movie Mall Scenes To Help You Prepare (VIDEO)
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For everyone looking not to get pepper-sprayed today, we've got the lazy version of Black Friday shopping all cued up. A day at the movie mall! The movie mall is a magical place, where the stores are just so much background noise. Why, there's Robert Downey Jr. and his bouffant under the food court! Beethoven's at the music store, Phoebe Cates is giving sex advice, and hold on a minute...is that Paul Blart: mall cop? Whoa, obviously! So stop avoiding the real mall, silly, it's time enjoy a day at the one that doesn't involve parking.