When people hear Katherine Heigl's name, they probably think of "Grey's Anatomy" or the Maxim Hot 100 list, but she's trying to change all that. With the help of Funny Or Die, Heigl's doing her part to get balls on your brain. Specifically, how much she hates them.
And this isn't a euphemism, either -- she's not protesting ping pong or beach volleyball -- she means real, biological testicles.
It's all part of her effort to support the spaying and neutering of pets to control the homeless animal population, which seems nice in theory, but maybe someone should check in on her husband. Just sayin'.