The Bitchin' Kitchen's Haunting Christmas Video Featuring Guy Fieri, Duff Goldman, Andrew Zimmern And More (VIDEO)

Warning: you may want to get into the fetal position and cry after watching the video below. Nadia G of Bitchin' Kitchen has succeeded in creating the scariest, creepiest Christmas video we have ever watched: "A Bitchin' Christmas." Every second gets even stranger. Where do we start? The shiny red fully-body unitard? The off-key singing and awkward choreography? Andrew Zimmern trying to rap?

If we had to choose the weirdest line, it probably comes right after the dude from Epic Meal Time and the Vegan Black Metal Chef make guest appearances. "Show me your ding ding ding dong," sings Nadia G, several times.

We've got goosebumps, and not the good kind. However, if you buy the song on iTunes, the proceeds help support Meals on Wheels. Or donate directly to them here.

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Comments

[PeaceG]

08:13 AM on 12/09/2011

Not funny. Not campy. Not clever. Not entertaining. Just dumb.

[Lolotehe]

02:04 AM on 12/08/2011

I lasted 55 seconds. What's the record?

[TurnSeiki]

12:26 PM on 12/07/2011

There's just something about this host that is magnetic. I don't know if it's the thick joysey accent or the low cut blouses and tight pants. But, this is just about the only cooking show I'll watch. The only other one is Paula Dean. And, I know why I like her.

[johnnyfarout]

12:19 PM on 12/07/2011

chit man wow

[bogey1]

09:24 AM on 12/07/2011

the women look like trannies

[kaos42]

09:04 PM on 12/06/2011

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

[Jane Hankey]

05:58 PM on 12/06/2011

I thought this was great and I hate everything. So sick to death of Bing Crosby, Karen Carpenter and all the off-key auto-tune creeps of today! This was fun. I'd probably get sick of it in heavy rotation on the radio (Jingle Bell Rock anyone?) but I enjoyed it once.

[johnnyfarout]

12:19 PM on 12/07/2011

me too

[BrooklynChef]

10:00 AM on 12/06/2011

Nadia G is horrible.

[rich3324]

09:49 AM on 12/06/2011

Where to start?

[DandaPanda]

08:15 AM on 12/06/2011

A more vile trio would be hard to find....

[ClevelandLib]

07:28 AM on 12/06/2011

I love camp and find a lot of the food shows rather boring save a couple of exceptions (kind of sick to death of the competition shows). So I would normally love a campy raunchy cooking show. But, I've tried and just can't bring myself to like this show or host. It feels like she/the show is just trying too hard, it's annoying not charming.

[TSOCANUCK]

05:58 AM on 12/06/2011

nice little italo canadian from montreal

[magicmary]

09:26 PM on 12/05/2011

Nadia sweetie keep your day job! Love the show and still dying to try the pink grapefruit meringue pie and the lime habenaro cheesecake.

Has "My Drunk Kitchen" done a Christmas video? Seriously people, go to youtube and look for it.

[Lisa Ferlaino]

06:51 PM on 12/05/2011

Bahaha! Awesome! Funny vid and love that it's for a good cause. I could use a good laugh to keep me from being depressed about how much money I just spent on Christmas presents!!

[Tina Rashed]

06:44 PM on 12/05/2011

My son and I loved the video and I bought the song on itunes today! It's a fun video and it's all about Da Food! Let's help them raise some money for Meals on Wheels everyone and have some fun while were doing it! We've been watching Nadia Giosia for a year now. She has inspired my 5 year old son to become a chef and have his own restaurant one day. Keep Rockin your Kitchen Nadia G! We love ya! XO Tina and Adam Rashed