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Will New Hampshire Voters Choose Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney Or Vermin Supreme?

First Posted: 12/06/11 01:46 PM ET Updated: 12/06/11 01:46 PM ET

Vermin Supreme
Vermin Supreme is running in the New Hampshire Presidential Primary on a platform of zombie readiness, obligatory tooth brushing, and a pony for every American.

Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich are getting the most publicity, but don't count out Vermin Supreme in the New Hampshire presidential primary.

He's running —as he does every four years—on a platform of zombie readiness, obligatory tooth brushing, and a pony for every American.

Oh, and he often wears a rubber boot for a hat.

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