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Will New Hampshire Voters Choose Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney Or Vermin Supreme?

First Posted: 12/06/11 01:46 PM ET Updated: 12/06/11 01:46 PM ET

Vermin Supreme
Vermin Supreme is running in the New Hampshire Presidential Primary on a platform of zombie readiness, obligatory tooth brushing, and a pony for every American.

Newser.com:

Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich are getting the most publicity, but don't count out Vermin Supreme in the New Hampshire presidential primary.

He's running —as he does every four years—on a platform of zombie readiness, obligatory tooth brushing, and a pony for every American.

Oh, and he often wears a rubber boot for a hat.

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