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Frosty The Cheeseball Man: A Velveeta & Cream Cheese Holiday Party Trick (VIDEO)


First Posted: 12/07/11 03:33 PM ET Updated: 12/09/11 07:51 AM ET

Frosty Cheeseball

Poor Frosty. It's got to be a bummer to melt. But it's way less of a bummer if Frosty is made of Velveeta cheese, cream cheese and just a little bit of vegetables. Once he melts, you can EAT HIM. This "audio/visual onslaught" of a video teaches you how to construct a cheesy version of Frosty the Snowman...and then delight in his suffering.

Turns out Velveeta rolls into a ball quite easily and Philadelphia cream cheese makes excellent snow "frosting," as host/humorist/chef/author Charles Phoenix shows us. Frosty, it's like we hardly knew ya. But you were delicious.

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Poor Frosty. It's got to be a bummer to melt. But it's way less of a bummer if Frosty is made of Velveeta cheese, cream cheese and just a little bit of vegetables. Once he melts, you can EAT HIM. This...
Poor Frosty. It's got to be a bummer to melt. But it's way less of a bummer if Frosty is made of Velveeta cheese, cream cheese and just a little bit of vegetables. Once he melts, you can EAT HIM. This...
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kareemachan
watashi ha tororu ga oroka da to omoi masu。
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02:13 PM on 12/10/2011
I haven't eaten Velveeta for years - and I'm not going to restart now.
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STaR Scream 81
Droppin' knowledge one post at a time
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03:17 PM on 12/08/2011
Cool idea
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WhatsOverThere
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12:56 PM on 12/08/2011
When did it become 1953 again?
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94613
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08:31 AM on 12/08/2011
That's, that's.. The Beltway PorkPie, Gingrich sizzling in the skillet of self largess and gaffes ? More chives please... Mr CheesePuff...
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flynch
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12:38 AM on 12/08/2011
rockin' the frosty!!
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ptrgamb
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08:29 PM on 12/07/2011
Almost nothing makes me sick. This does.
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babybelle
EARTH without art is just EH
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05:33 PM on 12/07/2011
TOTALLY CHEESY !
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birdinanest
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04:15 PM on 12/07/2011
Ok, that's it. I am contacting PETS--People for the Ethical Treatment of Snowmen.
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getoffmedz
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04:02 PM on 12/07/2011
It's got to be "bummer" to try to eat any of this thing.
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