Martha Stewart And Ryan Farr: Stewart Makes Penis Jokes With San Francisco Butcher (VIDEO)

San Francisco butcher Ryan Farr certainly had his hands full on a recent episode of "The Martha Stewart Show."

On the episode that airs Thursday, the 4505 Meats founder went on the show to teach Stewart how to make chicken apple sausage, a 4505 specialty. What Farr undoubtedly assumed would be a family-friendly program quickly took a turn when Stewart began making phallic sausage jokes.

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The fun began when Stewart started exploring Farr's bowl of cured pig intestine casings -- a "sort of slimy looking mess," according to Stewart.

"These are really like rubber balloons actually," said Stewart. "Or condoms."

"Or condoms. Yeah," said Farr. "I don't know if I'd want to use this as a condom, but, I mean..."

"Well I bet they work," replied Stewart. "If they work for sausage."

"It holds the meat in," laughed Farr.

The audience roared with laughter and Farr was an incredibly great sport, since we're 100 percent positive it was the first time he'd heard a penis joke about sausage making. Ever.

The jokes didn't stop there. Later, Stewart mused about "getting the rhythm" when putting the meat in the casing, and made remarks about her "cute" little sausages. "I could make another joke," she smiled. "But I will not."

Farr seemed genuinely surprised at Stewart's suggestive vulgarity, but we weren't fooled. We've seen her slap noodles with young San Francisco chefs before. While Stewart's joke may seem more than a little predictable, it is refreshing to see her continuously testing the limits of the Hallmark Channel.

Check out a clip from Ryan Farr's appearance on "The Martha Stewart Show" that airs on Thursday below:

Comments

[DJMarian]

02:13 PM on 12/10/2011

People think that Martha is a fraud, but the truth is she is upfront and honest. She is not perfect, she just likes to do crafts, she also likes all kinds of sausage. Even the one attached to P Diddy.

[crabbyguy75]

04:01 AM on 12/08/2011

Oh big deal! People are surprised that she's got a sense of humor but please remember she did do time and she's now a hardcore prison mother effer. Hehe

[Rendon76]

03:39 AM on 12/08/2011

Oh you dirty girl.

[Violet Lazarte]

03:24 AM on 12/08/2011

I remember her licking David Letterman's finger.

[boomcat44]

01:18 AM on 12/08/2011

I'll bet Martha was quite the wilcat in the sack.
Who knows, maybe she still is.
I've always thought she was a decent looking woman.

[theaustralian]

01:11 AM on 12/08/2011

only in america is this a controversy.

[Retromancer]

12:33 AM on 12/08/2011

Don't know if Martha can make a penis joke, but she can certainly make a penis wilt.

[DJMarian]

02:15 PM on 12/10/2011

I wouldn't be so quick to suggest that, she has been connected to some surprising celebrity guys.

[grock13]

12:15 AM on 12/08/2011

WHAT A SLUT!!!

[esgabel]

11:39 PM on 12/07/2011

If you watched her, you would know Martha does get racy once in a while and has a wicked sense of humor...Alexis is much like her in that respect...she's and adult and adults watch her show...get over it!!!

[obtusegoose]

10:21 PM on 12/07/2011

...and how does one go about seeing Ryan Farr's sausage casing?

[shankapotomus]

09:46 PM on 12/07/2011

Hers one.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/du3/10021640

[tangelan]

09:17 PM on 12/07/2011

The Hallmark Channel must be horrified. They bleep out the word "butt".

[Mr Crabs]

08:40 PM on 12/07/2011

Well better than being a prude and getting offended for no reason at all. I don't think very many kids watch Martha Stewart anyways.

[hector74elp]

08:38 PM on 12/07/2011

Clearly this woman has done hard time. =o)

[Proud Bay Man]

09:10 PM on 12/07/2011

Or hard time has done her!

[Mudge]

08:13 PM on 12/07/2011

Martha is a Liberal Democrat, Why do you think she went to jail for something the 1%ers do all the time. She is a very successful driven personality who came from a poor Polish family.