Martha Stewart Makes Dirty Jokes About Sausage Casings

Martha Stewart's cooking segment on her Wednesday show turned down right dirty, when the domestic goddess made a series of off-color jokes about sausage casings.

Stewart hosted butcher Ryan Farr on her show to teach audiences how to prepare homemade sausages. As Barr described sausage casings as cleaned out pig intestines, Stewart made some more lighthearted analogies. Holding up a casing, Stewart said "so these are more like rubber balloons actually," before adding, "or condoms."

When Barr challenged her condom comparison, Stewart insisted that she "bet they [would] work," since they were "good enough for sausage." Awkward!

Stewart made headlines recently after her daughter Alexis released a book that painted her mother in a less than perfect light. Her daughter's book revealed that Stewart would avoid Halloween trick-or-treaters by pretending she was not home, and would urinate with the bathroom door open.

Watch the video below, and view a slideshow of another daring move Stewart recently made. Stewart was photographed sproting leather pants and sequins.

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• "To The Arctic 3D" Premiere

  NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 10: Media personality Martha Stewart attends the 'To the Arctic 3D' premiere at AMC Loews Lincoln Square on April 10, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

• Emeril Lagasse Launches New High-Performance Kitchen Collection At JCPENNEY

  NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 04: (L-R)Martha Stewart surprises Emeril Lagasse during Emeril Lagasse Launches New High-Performance Kitchen Collection At JCPENNEY at Greeley Square Park on April 4, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Donald Bowers/Getty Images for JCPENNEY)

• Emeril Lagasse Launches New High-Performance Kitchen Collection At JCPENNEY

  NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 04: (L-R)Evette Rios, Emeril Lagasse and Martha Stewart pose together after Emeril Lagasse Launches New High-Performance Kitchen Collection At JCPENNEY at Greeley Square Park on April 4, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Donald Bowers/Getty Images for JCPENNEY)

• "Bully" New York Screening

  NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 20: Martha Stewart attends the 'Bully' screening at The Paley Center for Media on March 20, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

• JWT Hosts Book Launch Party For Charlotte Beers

  NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 28: Martha Stewart attends The JWT Hosts Book Launch Party For Charlotte Beers at JWT Offices - New York on February 28, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Donald Bowers/Getty Images for JWT)

• Stefano Tonchi, Editor In Chief, W, In Partnership With Joanne Crewes, President Of Global P&G Prestige, Hosts The Ever Changing Face Of Beauty, A Video Installation By Solve Sundsbo, Held At New York's Park Avenue Armory

  NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 14: Martha Stewart attends the The Ever Changing Face of Beauty video installation by Solve Sundsbo opening reception hosted by Stefano Tonchi, Editor in Chief, W, in partnership with Joanne Crewes, President Of Global P&G Prestige at the Park Avenue Armory on February 14, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Fernando Leon/Getty Images)

• Martha Stewart stops to look at a Bichon

  Martha Stewart stops to look at a Bichon Frises in the staging area during the 136th Westminster Kennel Club Annual Dog Show held at Madison Square Garden. February 13, 2012. AFP PHOTO / TIMOTHY A. CLARY (Photo credit should read TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

• The "TODAY" Show 60th Anniversary Celebration

  NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 12: Martha Stewart is interviewed during the 'TODAY' Show 60th anniversary celebration at The Edison Ballroom on January 12, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

• New York Women In Film & Television 31st Annual Muse Awards

  NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 07: Martha Stewart and Claire Danes attend the New York Women In Film & Television 31st Annual Muse Awards at the New York Hilton Grand Ballroom on December 7, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Fernando Leon/Getty Images)

Comments

[daigz]

08:21 PM on 12/11/2011

Looks like she stretched some of those casings out to give herself a new face..

[Kiaxpz]

08:08 PM on 12/10/2011

Martha Stewart looks a lot different.I think she had cosmetic surgery, don't you?I would not have recognized her with her new face.I thought her previous face was very attractive and I have always been a fan of Martha.

[ron2win]

10:28 AM on 12/09/2011

I would love to partake her muffins and devour her bunt cake.

[speedy evans]

08:23 AM on 12/09/2011

she likes condoms on her Qcommers too..marthas a real freak

[skybar]

10:27 PM on 12/08/2011

I like her better since she went to prison

[CrucisMyster1um]

08:09 PM on 12/08/2011

"Stewart would avoid Halloween trick-or-treaters by pretending she was not home" Guilty of this every year, myself. :(

[Tara Bolin]

05:21 PM on 12/08/2011

LOL

[Bev Doan]

02:27 PM on 12/08/2011

HP, this is a pretty lame story, all around. You must have been hard up to fill space today.

[outloud]

02:02 PM on 12/08/2011

It's odd enough to use sheepskin condoms.

So, does that mean jews couldn't use sausage casings as protection?

[3Toepeo]

12:21 PM on 12/08/2011

About 500 years ago, some sheepherders in France started using sheep intestines as rubbers (cutting them and tying one end), they were concerned if this was OK with church doctrine so they appealed to the Archbishop of Condom (in France) & he said it was OK -- thus the name. Martha Stewart is just relecting on a historical reality.

[nsims30338]

11:38 AM on 12/08/2011

Martha, I don't care what people say about you b/c you are still one of my favorite business women and favorite cook. Your recipes on 'Martha Bakes' are to die for! They all have worked and everyone loves them when I cook your recipes. Keep it going!!!!!

[tttony]

10:28 AM on 12/08/2011

Man, prison really changed her.

[SimianNation]

10:27 AM on 12/08/2011

It is pretty bad when HP puts a video up that lasts 1:02 secs, and makes you sit through a 30 second commercial to see it. I don't mind sitting through a 15 sec commercial to see a video, But, to have to sit through 30 seconds for a minute is bull.

From now on I think I will skip almost all of the videos. Thanks AOL...

[girlalive1]

10:07 AM on 12/08/2011

"sproting leather pants"? Have you no spell check?

[Timothy Ven]

02:30 PM on 12/08/2011

I caught that too

[mygiza]

09:32 AM on 12/08/2011

Martha Stewart has a new product line :

Sausage tube-socks;

For fun processing of cylindrical meat products.