We're not sure if this is an ironic joke, an accidentally racist typo, or if it is simply an accurate, though obscure quote. Whatever the intention, it's been making Chinese takeout orderers in New York giggle like school children.
Dan Wilbur, comedian and author of the forthcoming Better Book Titles, posted the image to Facebook, and at least one reader chimed in that they had received the same fortune. But let's be honest: when you think about it, can you really argue with this statement? (Whether or not it counts as a fortune is entirely another matter.)
What's the weirdest fortune cookie you've ever gotten?