JOKE: The Disappearing Husband

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared."

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?

Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby...it'll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.

Husband: Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop.

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Comments

[April Pells]

03:27 PM on 12/18/2011

Very funny-all women are golddigging harpies and all men are drunks. Swell.

[frank1946]

07:16 AM on 12/17/2011

Women are Idealists, Dreamers and Lovers.....................Men are only Men !