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Kim Jong Il Dead: North Korea Leader Reportedly Excelled At Golf, Soccer Strategy

The Huffington Post   First Posted: 12/19/11 01:57 PM ET Updated: 12/19/11 01:57 PM ET

On Monday, the Korean Central News Agency reported that longtime leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, had "passed away from great mental and physical strain" on Saturday, Dec. 17.

Known as "Dear Leader," Kim took over rule of the reclusive nation upon his father's death in 1994. In the ensuing years, Kim had proven one of the most enigmatic figures on the world stage, alarming world leaders with his focus on militarization and nuclear armament. While information trickled out of North Korea only sporadically -- and generally at the control of the state -- Kim was "reputed to have had a taste for cigars, cognac and gourmet cuisine," according to his AP obituary.

He was also reported to be quite the accomplished sportsman.

According to various reports emanating from Pyongyang, Kim shot perhaps the greatest round of golf in the sport's history in 1994. Some accounts maintain that he shot 11 holes-in-one on an 18-hole course while others state that he merely sunk 5 holes-in-one while shooting a staggering 38-under par, 34 at the 7,700-yard Pyongyang Golf Course. Oh, it was also his first time ever playing.

Sound to good to be true? Well, for any skeptics, there were reportedly 17 bodyguards on hand to verify every last stroke. To be fair to others, Kim immediately retired from the sport. Undoubtedly, Tiger Woods thanks him.

This potentially epic round of golf was far from Kim's only dalliance with athletics. He also reportedly played a key role in the management and coaching of the North Korean soccer team during the 2010 World Cup. After a surprisingly solid performance in a 2-1 loss to the heavily-favored Brazilians in the opening game, the North Korean coach revealed that he received tactical advice -- even during matches -- from Kim.

North Korean manager Kim Jong-Hun claimed he got "regular tactical advice during matches" from Kim. As if it was not unprecedented enough for a head of state to be doling out soccer advice in real time, the coach claimed to receive the assistance "using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye." The inventor of this clandestine technology? None other than the North Korean leader.

Emboldened by the stout showing against Brazil, North Korea televised the subsequent match live against Portugal. It turned out to be a poor decision as North Korea was throttled by Portugal, 7-0. It was speculated that the team abandoned the coach's defensive tactics in favor of a more attack-oriented strategy favored by Kim. Aside from being largely ignored the state media, the loss triggered a public scolding of the team upon its return home.

Based on his golf exploits, the "Dear Leader" may have felt the team's fortunes would have been improved had he been wearing the No. 10 shirt.

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On Monday, the Korean Central News Agency reported that longtime leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, had "passed away from great mental and physical strain" on Saturday, Dec. 17. Known as "Dear Le...
On Monday, the Korean Central News Agency reported that longtime leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, had "passed away from great mental and physical strain" on Saturday, Dec. 17. Known as "Dear Le...
 
 
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03:40 PM on 12/31/2011
Kim is the dumbest person ever in history that even tries to lie to not only his people, but to the rest of the world. He knows that no one will ever believe his lies, but he also knows it will show his undisputed power. Did everyone see his countries sheep crying and weeping at his funeral? I am sure that this was staged and if not performed would result in death for them and theyre families. He was a terrible dictator and his son walks in his shoes, depriving millions of people of the basic civil rights that we all deserve. I say restructuring is needed just like we did in Iraq.
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08:18 AM on 12/22/2011
Was Kim Jong II the greatest golfer ever? Of course he was. He was the only reason I would watch golf ... just in case he would make an appearance. He single handedly raised the level of golf for the entire world and was responsible for elevating Tiger's game ... always seeking that elusive 18 holes-in-one round. It is no accident that Tiger's game dropping off coincided with Kim Jong II's failing health and deterioration in his own game.
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12:28 AM on 12/22/2011
To Kim whatever: If the drones did'nt see it, then, it is'nt a ripply fact; WARt Hog Face. To all others: Peace and Love and Merry Christmas to all.!!!
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happyblackman
Gotta have more cowbell baby!
10:32 AM on 12/21/2011
He, truly, was the most interesting man in the world! lol
06:15 PM on 12/20/2011
We have yet to see who will really be the front man for the Chinese puppet state, although his son seems tapped for this duty. Really, the only thing the "great leader" was good at was dancing to the Chinese tune and pulling the wool over the eyes of the North Korean sheep. Coincidentally, pulling the wool over the eyes of Americans is what this 1-term President is good at as it sure isn't leadership. What America needs desparately is a true LEADER, not anyone currently even in office or running. This country is rapidly going the way of North Korea anyway and soon we will all be doing the dancing to the Chinese fiddle. The founding fathers must be so proud. Hey, I wonder if I can get a discount on a Chinese foreign language course since it was probably made in China anyway? Gotta look for the positives in everything I guess.
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happyblackman
Gotta have more cowbell baby!
10:31 AM on 12/21/2011
LOL, what makes this post so ridiculous is that you failed to see what your party has done to America. Your party has sold this country to every foreign corporation across the globe. That is apparently okay with you. Blame the Democrat! We are no more closer to NK as a country and society, than you are to embracing facts and truths about who and what policies got us into this mess. Good luck dude. You are gonna need it.
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06:03 PM on 12/20/2011
Everytime I see Kim I think he should be on a calendar selling soy milk.
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05:56 PM on 12/20/2011
They omitted the time he ate and entire horse in about twenty minutes.
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10:12 AM on 12/23/2011
Though some accounts have him finishing in 17 minutes, that was also in his first ever entry into the horse eating contest at the Pyongyang Denny's.
01:54 PM on 12/20/2011
I once shot 21 in 18 holes - of course that was at Putt-Putt and my then girlfriend assisted on every shot.
10:41 AM on 12/20/2011
he's so ronery
10:24 AM on 12/20/2011
Oh please Kim......stop embarassing yourself. I have you beat. Every hole is an eagle, albatross and mostly a hole in one when I golf. Of course I am not followed on TSN.....they don't want that secret out.
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Mr Anonymous
Mumpsimus, I am not entertained!
08:40 PM on 12/19/2011
Not only was he an excellent golfer, but he once also played the yankees by himself, pitched a no-hitter, and hit 119 home runs.
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05:05 PM on 12/20/2011
He's the reason they started the Pro Bowl. It was him against the best of the NFL.
IndependentAndProud
Stop trying to change the subject!
06:44 PM on 12/19/2011
Physical and Mental Strain for this fella probably translates to_constipation.
01:54 PM on 12/20/2011
Too much cheese can bind you up something fierce - shoulda laid off the pizza
04:22 PM on 12/19/2011
What a putz
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