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16 Christmas Sweaters That Make Santa Puke Nog

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As much as you guys think you're being cute and clever with your "Ugly Sweater" Christmas parties, Santa, on the other hand, thinks you're a giant green and red knit-wit.

He takes this season very seriously, and your hideous, tinsel-covered cardigans and obnoxious sweater vests make the popped-collar polo look almost appealing.

So if your holiday attire resembles any one of these 16 ugly sweaters, kindly return it (and the matching dickie) to the first-grade teacher it belongs to. Otherwise, the big man in red will puke his nog and cookies all over your thrift-store ensemble.

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