Woman Afraid Of Snowman On ITV (VIDEO)

Back off, Frosty.

Take the American show "My Extreme Phobia," add in a bad haircut and an accented morning show and you have this sad bit of live British television. The Speakman's, the UK's foremost leading experts on changing peoples' lives (in part by humiliating them in public) appeared on ITV's "This Morning" show to help a woman named Sharnie overcome her fear of snowmen.

Not abominable snowmen, or even dangerously icy snowmen. A fabric snowman. The segment is called "Festive Phobias with the Speakmans," but it doesn't look too deck-the-halls, mistletoe-kissing from our angle.

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