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Howard Brundage, Burglary Suspect, Remembers Drinking Marshmallow Vodka

Howard Brundage Marshmallow Vodka

First Posted: 12/27/11 01:35 PM ET Updated: 12/27/11 03:27 PM ET

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol?

The Chicago Tribune reports that a 19-year-old burglary suspect told cops the last thing he remembers from the night of his alleged crimes is drinking marshmallow vodka.

According to a press release sent to The Huffington Post from the Riverside, Ill. Police Department, Howard Brundage allegedly broke into a woman's Riverside home and stole a bicycle. He then allegedly broke into another woman's home where he fell asleep on the couch. Police responded to the residence, where they cuffed Brundage.

"The victim in the second burglary woke up Christmas morning to a strange man sleeping on her couch," Riverside Police Chief Tom Weitzel said in the release. "The homeowner’s quick call to 911 made this arrest possible."

According to the release, Brundage told police he didn't know why he was in the woman's apartment and that the last thing he remembers was drinking marshmallow flavored vodka. He is charged with residential burglary and trespassing.

Weitzel told HuffPost this was his first encounter with marshmallow vodka, but it's not the only time a sugar-infested vodka has been implicated in a crime.

In June 2010, Gawker reported on a woman who was accused of bludgeoning a former lover with a Smirnoff Ice bottle.

If this is the first you've heard of marshmallow-infused alcohol, take a look at this commercial for Smirnoff Fluffed Marshmallow and Whipped Cream flavored vodkas bellow to acquaint yourself.

h/t to Fark.

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Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol? The Chicago Tribune reports that a 19-year-old burglary suspect told cops the last thing he remembers from the night of his alleged crimes is drinking marshmallow...
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol? The Chicago Tribune reports that a 19-year-old burglary suspect told cops the last thing he remembers from the night of his alleged crimes is drinking marshmallow...
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Michael Steaphens
It's all about liberty.
02:07 AM on 12/31/2011
Stupid is as stupid does-Forrest Gump.
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dil123
Read the demographics and weep
09:01 PM on 12/29/2011
I'm mostly a Cocoanut Malibu girl but I also like the Mango kind as a mixer with Pepsi. Haven't tried Marshmallow Vodka yet, but isn't vodka so strong that it would overwhelm the marshmallow taste?
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Milwaukeetj1
Keep your $$ in your neighborhood.
11:09 AM on 12/29/2011
I don't think putting it on the liquor should get him out of this one, do the crime do the time.
09:25 AM on 12/29/2011
Well, vodka is one drink I do not dare touch. I learned when I was about his age no good time comes from drinking it. I have gotten into ridiculous fights while drunk on vodka, lost shoes while drunk on vodka, and I got lost in my own neighborhood on a snowy Christmas Eve with no jacket or anything but shoes, wandered over 2 miles away, ended up knocking ob strangers doors at 3 am and having them call the cops so I could get home. I would have called home but I couldn't remember the number. I couldn't remember anything but my street name and had to go by memory which house was mine. I was only about this guys age, but the cop took mercy on me since it was Christmas and just dropped me off in front of my house with a warning. Turns out I was out there for over 3 1/2 hrs, I only remember the very end of it all. Vodka just is not good for all. I have never had problems like this with any other type of alcohol. Jusy vodka, the little stinker.
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gregory57
Micro-bio, was one of my favorite classes.
03:58 PM on 12/28/2011
If he were smoking pot he'd have sat home and listened to music.
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Milwaukeetj1
Keep your $$ in your neighborhood.
11:08 AM on 12/29/2011
Amen!
02:04 PM on 12/28/2011
Last thing I remember is he is a thief!
01:35 PM on 12/28/2011
So then the devil made him do it?
01:26 PM on 12/28/2011
Well, now we have the "Marshmallow Vodka" defense to go along with the "Twinkie Defense."
01:25 PM on 12/28/2011
Marshmellow drank, the new grape!
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Emy Freeland
And... there.
12:55 AM on 12/31/2011
No, no don't give Smirnoff any ideas, it just encourages them... if they come up with something that tastes like Hawaiian Punch I will have to do something drastic...
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Heidi Dietrich
Furkids are people too.
01:11 PM on 12/28/2011
Quite a busy ad to just sell vodka.
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gregory57
Micro-bio, was one of my favorite classes.
03:57 PM on 12/28/2011
Check out the Denny's ad on the front page. The Food section must make money hand over fist with product placement.
01:00 PM on 12/28/2011
He was searching for chocolate & graham crackers so he could do S'more shots!! LOL
12:55 PM on 12/28/2011
Alcohol is the Bane of society. The strong stay away from it, the weak flock to it.
01:28 PM on 12/28/2011
just because i enjoy a couple of beers doesnt mean i am weak.. get real here.
07:06 PM on 12/29/2011
Most people turn to alcohol to flush away something, or ease the strees of the day, but can you deal with life without having any drinks even if you had the day from hell?
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gregory57
Micro-bio, was one of my favorite classes.
03:57 PM on 12/28/2011
Legalize Marijuana Now!
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Josh RageLyfe
rage life party it up
08:00 PM on 12/28/2011
yeah! this guy can get cranked on vodka that's clearly marketed toward underage drinkers and rob some people, but I can't smoke a spliff and touch myself? puhleeeze
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montemalone
oenophile, aquarist, francophone, radical moderate
12:38 PM on 12/28/2011
Living in a marshmallow world.

Poor guy, his friends will NEVER let him forget this.
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12:30 PM on 12/28/2011
Why would a grown male even drink marshmallow flavored vodka?
12:55 PM on 12/28/2011
may have been free or beggars can't be choosy at 19yrs old
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01:11 PM on 12/28/2011
Ok, good point.
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emmeaki
08:40 PM on 12/28/2011
A grown man wouldn't, but a 19-year-old boy would!
10:11 PM on 12/28/2011
at 19 maybe even licking spill booze LOL
12:16 PM on 12/28/2011
Brings to mind Ghostbusters & the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!

For those saying these flavored liquors are marketed towards the underaged market, I really don't believe so. Some adults enjoy creatively flavored libations. In the same way people are becoming more creative in the kitchen, and celebrity chefs have become so popular, some consumers like to make fun cocktails at home, particullary with the ridiculous prices restaurants and bars charge for this drinks. As hosts they might like to offer something different to their guests than wine or beer. I've never had the marshmallow vodka mentioned here, but I have had UV Cake (flavored vodka) once in a White Russian, and it was quite tasty! Not once did I feel like committing a violent crime suring or after comsuming it.