The Moonlite BunnyRanch Endorses Ron Paul For President

Could "Pimpin' For Paul" push the Ron Paul campaign to the top?

As the primary season kicks into high gear, Nevada's Moonlite BunnyRanch brothel announced that it will once again support Republican candidate Ron Paul for President, according to a press release posted to the Daily Caller.

This is the second consecutive presidential election that the establishment -- popularized by the HBO series Cathouse -- is backing Paul in his bid for the Oval Office.

"We decided to go with the guy that’s more about state’s rights -- and that's Ron Paul," club owner Dennis Hof said.

Much like the current Republican race, the Moonlite BunnyRanch survey of 500 women yielded close results.

"We thought real closely about supporting Newt Gingrich -- because he's a cheater -- and we like cheaters," Hof added.

And as for our current president, the Bunny Ranch girls seem to have lost interest.

"A lot of them supported Obama last time," Hof said. "But because he signed a bill allowing for human consumption of wild horses ... the girls don't want any part of Obama."

Comments

[ubiquity]

01:45 PM on 01/16/2012

Guilt by association is one of the more widely know logical fallacies. If you haven't identified this smear on your own, you may want to improve your critical thinking skills.

[jazzyolman]

01:38 PM on 01/16/2012

The state should stay out of church business and the church should stay out of the election process even down to endorsements. Ron Paul is more like Jesus than any other candidate but he don't tout the fact. He just lives it and tells it like it is, truthfully.

[Jjonahjameson]

10:31 AM on 01/27/2012

jazzyolman, you bring up an interesting point.

Jesus DID associate with TAX COLLECTORS, AND PROSTITUTES, and this was one of many reasons why He was crucified.

Does anybody but me see the irony that THE VERY SAME PEOPLE WHO SANG PRAISES AND GLORY TO JESUS' NAME WERE THE VERY SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID TO PONTIUS PILATE, "CRUCIFY HIM" ?

There's a lesson there somewhere, particularly about the price of fleeting fame.

I pause now for any and all responses here.

[jazzyolman]

01:30 PM on 01/16/2012

Paul should accept the funds collected at the Bunny Ranch. If he really supports the cause he should show his true grit by allowing them to make the donations collected from customers there directly to the Ron Paul funds rather than through a backdoor like the PAC.
Step Up Ron. Do the next right thing. Take the money. Wishing you all the best and hoping you win. I am sure though that would surprise even you. Still ... keep the faith. You know what Jesus would do. He'd accept the offering as a memorial to the truth.

[gcali57]

06:14 AM on 01/13/2012

I've been to the Bunny Ranch... outrageous prices, drunken, loud customers and ladies... serious second-hand cancer smoke that burned my eyes... music so loud, you have to yell in each other's ear to hear from the blasting music on weekends... no thanks, good luck to them AND Ron Paul.

[RPsupporterUK]

01:24 PM on 01/05/2012

Jesus never said the love of 'honey pot' is the root of all evil.

Jesus forgave the prostitute Mary Magdalene one of the disciples and said "Neither do I condemn you; go your way; from now on sin no more"

But the money lenders on the other hand accusing them of turning the Temple in to a den of thieves through their commercial activities.

Creating a whip from some cords, “he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables. But he said to those who sold doves, ‘Get these out of here! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!

Who's bailing out the banks and who's backing this years candidates.

Go look, you might find it interesting.

Ron Paul 2012

[AWL]

03:58 AM on 01/05/2012

The grammar nazi in me says that PIMPIN FOR PAUL needs a G or an '.

[kolblh]

08:10 PM on 01/04/2012

Sounds good to me. Every man who votes for Paul gets a freebe.

[TiredNHonest]

06:58 PM on 01/04/2012

Why is prostitution illegal everywhere else? Why is the government so interested in why, or with whom you have consensual sex? As long as the two individuals who engage in the activity consent, then it's none of anyone's business. Libertarians can be found in the Republican party and the Democratic party. They believe in individual human rights. Let's get out of the 15th century puritan mindset for God's sake, it's the 21st century.

[kolblh]

08:13 PM on 01/04/2012

Are you out of work?

[TiredNHonest]

11:15 PM on 01/04/2012

No.

[desertsapien]

06:07 PM on 01/04/2012

What- no calender spread.
Just one lousy pic.
Come on girls, you can do better.

[fredgladys]

05:36 PM on 01/04/2012

I don't see the problem with representatives of the service industry stating their political preferences.

[PWilli]

05:26 PM on 01/04/2012

They should've backed Obama. He's been screwing the US for 3+ years.

[desertsapien]

05:55 PM on 01/04/2012

No, he hasn't.. He may be screwing you republicans and you deserve it.

[Jeremiaah]

05:10 PM on 01/04/2012

Doesn't Harry Reid live in Nevada and wouldn't these ladies be represented by him in the Senate? I believe the "Chicken Ranch" used to be in Reid's district. Perhaps Reid would be a better servant of the State if his name was changed from "Dirty" Harry to "Chicken Ranch" Harry. When you think of one of those joints out there in Reid’s district, it conjures up many thoughts of sexually related health issues. Hey! I know why Chicken Harry supports Obamarama Health Care - he's contracted an STD! Hope he can wait for two more years when OCare finally kicks in before he needs his penicillin shots.

[TiredNHonest]

06:38 PM on 01/04/2012

The average man stands a greater chance of contracting a STD from his wife or girlfreind than a prostitute.

[Jeremiaah]

07:10 PM on 01/04/2012

But what you failed to convey is: from where does his wife or girl friend get it? The average man? Harry Reid?

[Fingdower1]

05:07 PM on 01/04/2012

Hillary for Pres.

[therblig]

04:24 PM on 01/04/2012

Atlas Fugged?

[ubiquity]

01:41 PM on 01/16/2012

weak

[Fingdower1]

04:20 PM on 01/04/2012

I knew Obama was a HAWK; now I find he wants to kill wild horses, what next?

[nellybly1]

12:19 PM on 02/05/2012

I'm sure they consume wild horses in the Bunny Ranch everyday.