Ronald Deaver Stabs Ohio Man For Not Knowing Beyonce And Jay-Z Were Married

Better brush up on celebrity couples before your next trip to Cleveland, and you definitely better know the latest about Queen Bey. If not, you might fall victim to violence.

An Ohio Police Department arrested and charged Ronald Deaver with felonious assault, Fox8.com reports. Why was Deaver arrested and charged? Because he stabbed another man for not knowing that Beyonce is married to Jay-Z--yes you read that right.

According to the arrest report, the two men got into a fight over a music video while watching television on Dec. 31 at Deaver's Garfield Heights home, about 10 miles outside of Cleveland.

The victim was taken to a local hospital where he is, reportedly, in good condition. Authorities located Deaver a short time later outside of the residence.

If the victim didn't know Bey was married to the rapper and mogul, he probably had no idea the love birds are about to become a mommy and daddy--although he must be living under a rock, considering the rumors of Bey giving birth. Forget Jay-Z, we can't imagine what Deaver would have done if the conversation included Babyonce.

Comments

[madjanssen]

04:01 PM on 01/09/2012

This is just ridiculous.

[aflyshe]

09:42 AM on 01/07/2012

Plain stupiT

[killgrave]

06:04 PM on 01/06/2012

Reminds me of a Richard Pryor routine on prison. He said he asked a guy why he killed everyone in the house. The prisoner replied, "They was home."

[Sistagirl Young]

04:23 PM on 01/06/2012

Was they black? Life.

[Brannon Smith]

02:08 PM on 01/06/2012

This is unfortunate, but HILARIOUS! LOL!

[TheFabOne]

11:37 AM on 01/06/2012

Welcome to Cleveland........or should they call it 'Meat Cleave-land'?

[majesticjkr]

10:37 AM on 01/06/2012

why do all the nutters come from america, who cares who's married to who. people are getting married then splitting up so much its hard to keep up with it,

[M Smoove]

09:12 AM on 01/06/2012

Okay... I'm guessing that these were probably two drunks who were probably arguing over a bottle earlier before the stabbing. Who doesn't know that Jay-Z and Beyonce are married? Its only been thrown in our faces every day, about 20 to 50 times a day eversince they got married. Not that it justifies the stabbing... But come on... There are more important things to be arguing about than Jay-Z and Beyonce. Like... Who's turn is it to throw the garbage out tonight? :)

[cheeba 1]

07:26 AM on 01/08/2012

lol

[Loretta Farmer]

08:38 AM on 01/06/2012

This is just Stupid! I mean I Love both Beyonce and Jay, but this is just Dumb!

[melaninroyalty]

03:17 AM on 01/06/2012

My people and their obsession with materialism and the black neo-con puppets who promote it! We have allowed ourselves to be pimped by people who teach the absolute disrespect of our Black women, all while promoting materialism, and drug & alcohol use. What most do not know is that each of those self hating clowns work for a small group of white people who call the shots and approve their lyrics. These people are prostituting themselves across the stage of exploitation for profit. And sadly our American President and many other young Black people that are trying to break out of the white folks stereotypes of us, that in truth, they create and used puppets to spit out.
In 20 years black people will be dying from lung cancer at staggering rates, do to the Black rappers purposeful, paid for programming, contribution to the immense tobacco company profits!
Yesterday both rick santorum and newt ginrich (no caps given) said that Black people are the only ones on welfare! They said they want teach us how to work for a living! Now we know that the vast amount of people who are on welfare are white. They think this because #1 they want to. And #2 we create the picture that makes it believable. Lets get rid of all of the Traders to our race. Then start investing in our OWN COMMUNITIES!

[eric14]

08:36 AM on 01/06/2012

Take ownership and responsibility for the degradation of black culture. Cut out the blame game.

[G D]

10:00 AM on 01/07/2012

Yeah Eric black people and our culture are solely responsible. GTFOH

[voltage356]

12:25 AM on 01/06/2012

Was Marc Anthony really married to Jo Lo?

[HuffDoris]

12:01 AM on 01/06/2012

I first learned about this story on another blog. And I laughed out loud. It's sad the guy was stabbed, but it was the most random, odd thing I've heard in a long time. I'm glad to hear the guy who got stabbed is going to recover.

[etraciesplace]

11:30 PM on 01/05/2012

This is the first time I rolled with laughter over a stabbing story!! Goodness...it just shows how frustrated and miserable some people's lives are...

[kalima1]

11:29 PM on 01/05/2012

they're not married. jay-z is her pimp.

[SO12]

11:26 PM on 01/05/2012

No snitching no problems ..