Everything Mitt Romney Has To Say (VIDEO)

In the 19th debate of the primary season, and the first one of 2012, Mitt Romney's job was simple: maintain frontrunner status. And since none of his fellow candidates really came out swinging at the former Massachusetts governor, he did just that.

However, we couldn't help but notice something peculiar about everything Mitt Romney had to say. When you put all of his comments together, you begin to notice an embarrassingly defensive almost musical pattern to his speech.

Watch our Mitt Romney mix above to see what we're talking about. He may be the frontrunner, but if this is what he sounds like when the gloves are on, we'll be preparing to add a drumbeat to the video once Newt takes his off.

[Video produced by Ben Craw]

Comments

[jplanner]

01:08 AM on 01/11/2012

what the tone is at least in part is petulant.
He seems to think why are you bothering me...can't you just leave me alone.
He seems so uncomfortable with the process of being asked open ended questions. I guess it's a minefield when you have no core and have to think about who you are supposed to be and what you are supposed to say and not leak out Past Romney. It seems a bit challanging to him.

[CaptainSacto]

04:19 AM on 01/10/2012

the video editors deserve a standing ovation

[afp in Tx]

10:25 PM on 01/09/2012

I've watched this 4 times and it just keeps getting funnier. Can't stop laughing.

[abbadabba]

01:32 PM on 01/09/2012

"...A blee bliddle, blee bliddle, blee bliddle...that's all, Friends!"

[abbadabba]

01:29 PM on 01/09/2012

That was very funny. Many folks have their "uhs" and Porky Pig "bubububas" deleted from their recorded voices. The "glottle fry" is a frightenning sound when heard alone, a low end flapping of your vocal folds that makes you sound like Walter Croncite or henry Kissinger. I heard a tape of these on NPR as a specialist gave us only the nonsense sounds. It was quite different among the speakers. Kissenger's toss aways sounded rather intimidating like a volcano god threatenning to blow, but Mitt is definately a Porky Pig.

[Mark Dygert]

01:02 PM on 01/09/2012

Good thing this isn't Live Funny or Die...

[Willard Taggsdad]

12:53 PM on 01/09/2012

Mitt Romney is a tool.

[Jim NLN]

11:33 AM on 01/09/2012

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah........

[american-dolt]

11:20 AM on 01/09/2012

About as funny as Romney.

[madamericanclub]

10:44 AM on 01/09/2012

I can't believe this video is posted much less featured.
It is a distortion that only a hateful person would enjoy.
To see so many comments that support this misrepresentation is disturbing.
Why not honesty and accurately discuss his ideas and how they my oppose your own views?

[reader110]

11:11 AM on 01/09/2012

Because this is the Comedy section.

[frank day]

01:13 PM on 01/09/2012

Remember! They don't do humor!!

[Fraking Toaster]

10:31 AM on 01/09/2012

I hope America doesn't vote on looks, because do you really need another Bush administration?

[akrazyrunner]

10:04 AM on 01/09/2012

Potemkin village pure and simple

[cpsummer2457]

09:41 AM on 01/09/2012

The sad thing is, that is exactly how he sounds but people don't hear it, he's joke every time he speaks.

[94613]

08:16 AM on 01/09/2012

Butt, Nothing AnyOne Wants to Hear !

[cotter]

07:58 AM on 01/09/2012

I belie,belie,believe that's all folks. Porky for prez.

[94613]

08:17 AM on 01/09/2012

Looney Tunes Debate Parti. C U in the Green Room....

[cotter]

12:55 PM on 01/09/2012

The green room is where we smoke out and make each other laugh. I'm in