Kristen Bell's Body Of Lies: Funny Or Die Uncovers Actress' Secret Tattoos (VIDEO)

Kristen Bell may be starring in a new TV series called "House of Lies," but apparently the lying applies to off-set too.

It turns out there's stuff in her personal life -- or about her personal appearance, more specifically -- that she's been hiding from her fans her entire career, and Funny Or Die discovered it after sitting down with her recently: she's covered in dumb tattoos. Like, really, really stupid ones.

And we know you love your commemorative portrait on your bicep and the inspiring phrase inked on your inner wrist, but we're pretty sure few people would get anything as goofy as Bell's 223 tats.

So if you ever considered getting Steve Urkel vs. Stefan Urquelle dueling back tattoos, check out this video before making up your mind.

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Comments

[matteyes]

01:18 PM on 03/27/2012

That was funny, but why is it on this site? It was a joke.

[Madbunny]

08:10 PM on 01/10/2012

"...and this one means.... princess, I think"

hahahaha, I've seen so many bad tattoos. Had one of my students show off one that he got recently, he asked me, and when I asked him who Tina was, he realized that it didn't say "Lisa" at all. Guess he's gonna have to break up and find a girl named Tina.

Had another student show me what looked like a Robot spewing flame vomit (no idea) and tried to tell me it was supposed to be a Mayan warrior.

[SpeakupNation]

09:50 AM on 01/10/2012

Not only funny, but some people seem to be that cavalier about tattoos. What is a Snoop Dogg tat going to mean to you when you are 80?

[Madbunny]

08:11 PM on 01/10/2012

It'll be come a droop dog.

[Bruce Forbes]

09:27 AM on 01/10/2012

That was funny.

[storeysound]

06:35 PM on 01/09/2012

I particularly liked the tat of Mary Kate Olsen from the "Full House" years.

[TheTruthDetector]

06:01 PM on 01/09/2012

That was way more gross than funny.

[CadOps]

04:13 PM on 01/09/2012

She is sofa king hot!!!

[darth geekboy]

02:11 PM on 01/09/2012

i especially like it when a dimbulb says "i'm getting a tattoo to express my own individuality" whilst getting a trampstamp or some thorn variation around the arm or the wings on the upper back deal.

[nitwitsRus]

01:40 PM on 01/09/2012

&
babes
is alright
ain't it?
(knows ta stay away from
a coupla words
BUT
STILL maintain
ONE was taken
TOTALLY outta
context!)

[wiseman103199]

06:49 PM on 01/09/2012

:!

[nitwitsRus]

09:14 PM on 01/09/2012

anudder WORD
i gotts ta be careful with?

[Tigress Lily]

08:17 PM on 01/09/2012

Odd.

[nitwitsRus]

09:15 PM on 01/09/2012

Even

[Connor Alexander]

12:23 PM on 01/09/2012

If I believed in marriage, I'd ask her.

[LzyStormtrooper]

06:16 AM on 01/10/2012

your ego is preemptively thanking you for you misgivings

[Connor Alexander]

12:03 PM on 01/10/2012

Quite possible.