McDonald's Shame Mask: Finally, A Guilt-Free Eating Experience (VIDEO)

We've all been there: you're running late, you're in a hurry, and all you want is a quick meal to keep your stomach from growling the rest of the day. So you run into a McDonald's and scarf down a burger like you're racing against a clock.

But there's always that twinge of paranoia at the thought of running into someone you know while you're stuffing your face. It's not that you think hamburgers should be a secret, it's just that no one feels their best when they're pigging out on artery-clogging fried foods, so seeing your ex-girlfriend or your coworker would be a little embarrassing. We get it.

Luckily the guys over at Jest have dreamed up the perfect product for this scenario, and it's called the McDonald's Shame Mask. Just imagine being able to slurp on a milkshake and pop McNuggets like vitamins without the social stigma of being someone who's reckless with their health.

The future is now!

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Comments

[cameron d]

02:52 PM on 01/10/2012

I'll continue to judge, thank you.

[Karl Wilder]

01:08 PM on 01/10/2012

Sorry no,we have not all been there.

[Havana Thinks]

08:06 PM on 01/10/2012

I have, for the french fries. I am not ashamed.

[Palaver]

10:13 AM on 01/10/2012

I don't have a problem staying away from McDonald's, but could use a mask of shame when I go to Wal-Mart, the S&M club, and a Romney event (he pays me to show up). Collectively this will be known as the 2012 Republican National Convention.

[tanya11111]

08:51 PM on 01/09/2012

see, I on the other hand love nothing more than to proudly eat my mcdonalds while walking though whole foods. Somehow it tastes way better that way...

[Havana Thinks]

08:09 PM on 01/10/2012

I'm lovin' it! tanya11111, no shame in your game, friend!

[rini]

10:53 AM on 01/11/2012

"Poison!! Poison!!! You are murdering the earth!!" (imagining the thoughts of the Whole Foods crowd upon seeing you chowing down on a quarter pounder.) :-)

Okay, I admit it. I do go to WF sometimes... but only for the chocolate.. I swear! (oh, the shame.)

[tanya11111]

11:26 AM on 01/11/2012

it is the only place I can find ground lamb ;)

[squiddydoo8]

07:03 PM on 01/09/2012

Dumb

[kaniflake]

06:35 PM on 01/09/2012

There's no space in the mask through which to consume your food.

[cameron d]

02:53 PM on 01/10/2012

That could make the average McDonald's customer less fat. Win/Win.

[Havana Thinks]

08:11 PM on 01/10/2012

It's the slim fast Mcmask!!!

[Lifencompass]

04:57 PM on 01/09/2012

Should just be a mouth plug, to prevent the ingestion of garbage.

[Max Shaw]

03:45 PM on 01/09/2012

I've often wondered about such a product... Its uses are various and numerous.

[stjoshy]

03:23 PM on 01/09/2012

stop judging me.. hahaha