Courtney Stodden On Funny Or Die's 'The Donny Clay Show' With Jason Alexander (VIDEO)

Teen bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison are nothing if not self aware. They know their relationship makes our skin crawl and they're more than happy to us keep watching their ongoing train wreck.

Stodden -- who has referred to herself as an "inspiring actress" -- makes her debut in Funny Or Die's "The Donny Clay Show," alongside her husband and Jason Alexander.

Hollywood's ickiest May-December couple has plenty of experience discussing their relationship on daytime talk shows, but this time, life coach and talk show host Donny Clay is different... he doesn't judge.

Courtney has already proved her breasts are real with an ultrasound on "Lifechangers with Dr. Drew," but Alexander's character tells her he's not interested in her breasts, he cares about the "quality of her heart." Using an app on his phone, Alexander makes a show of essentially feeling up Stodden -- making us want to yell, "Dude, she's 17!"

Like most things having to do with Stodden, this sketch leaves you feeling like you really need a shower.

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Comments

[suddenfun]

05:39 PM on 01/24/2012

This girl is by far my favorite train wreck...so she can't sing...when is her poster coming out?

[TheIndependentView]

04:14 PM on 01/24/2012

SPOILER ALERT: Awkward....uncomfortable to watch.

[hoagie76]

01:44 AM on 01/16/2012

this is the messy afterbirth of pop culture people....deal with, we spawned it upon ourselves

[Lucia Castleage]

03:19 AM on 01/14/2012

First of All @Franko12 U don't know the truth yet people think they do when they completely don't! Its her Trampy Mother is pushing her to do all this and the marriage what the heck i mean if you get down to the griddy its her MOM!!!! Geesh Get a clue! I know alot about this person very much and will get more info. So lay off of her (Courtney) ATTACK THE MOM she is a "TODDLER"s and TIARA"S MOM" i know ..xx lucky ;-)

[franko12]

08:13 PM on 01/14/2012

Lucia what do you know sweety?? Are you an expert on this situation?? Do you know these people personally or what?? And I think in one of my comments which there should only have been one I discussed her mothers stupidity and what should be done to her(Horse whipped might be appropriate) on my post!!! So their my girl!! I did discuss it. Courtney still needs an intervention she acts like a sk----k continously and believe me sweety I LOVE!!!! women like that. I LOVE WOMEN period!! that is the optimum word here!!WOMEN!! not children she is a child so HONEY you might want to get a clue. If you get more info by all means let me KNOW!!!

[franko12]

09:44 PM on 01/13/2012

I really dont know why my last comment wouldnt go. I cant stay silent any longer this is so disgustiing and disturbing on to many levels to count. There are things that really need done right now before it is to late if its not already. A divorce/annulment needs to happen now!! He needs to go away. Her parents need to lose custody for allowing this to happen in the first place then there is Courtney.
Courtney is very attractive to be sure however she needs an intervention. I am older and old fashioned she needs to spanked until she cant sit down for a week and then spanked some more. She needs her every move dictated to her with punishment consequences for not following directions until she is completely broken. Then with all the love there is she needs built back up and someone needs to act like a parent to her and she needs to be a normal teenage girl with a normal life before she is completely lost and hates everything around her. Please someone help this child!!!

[franko12]

09:46 PM on 01/13/2012

Delete this comment as it is the same as below I dont understand this site sometimes it wont let my comments go then for some reason they just appear

[franko12]

09:24 PM on 01/13/2012

I am sorry I cannot keep silent on this any longer. This is so wrong, disgusting, and inappropriate on so many levels. Here is what needs to happen her husband needs to either be in jail or a divorce/annulment needs to happen and he needs to get away from her permanently. The parents I cant say what should be done other than they need slapped and beaten for stupidity and selling off their child which they will regret eventually I am sorry.

Then there is Courtney I am sorry she is very attractive to be sure but she needs an intervention immediately. I am sorry but I am old fashioned she would be spanked until she couldnt sit down for a week then spanked some more she would also have her every move dictated to her with punishment consequences until she is totally and completely broken. I would be her worst nightmare until that happened. Then I would put her back together with all my love and caring. She would then go back to school and to someone who would actually be a parent and back to a normal life!!! before its to late and she is lost for good. If something is not done this girl is going to end up in a bad way and she will end up hating everyone who allowed this to happen to her and ruining her life. I truly feel horrible for this child!!!!!!!!

[PirateGrl8]

03:29 PM on 01/12/2012

She looks tired out...

[Raquel637]

11:42 AM on 01/12/2012

This is absolutely disgusting, disturbing, creepy....any media outlet that puts these two weirdos in the spotlight needs to take another look at their morals and ethics. This is verging on pedophilia. Doug Hutchison and this little girls mother need psychiatric evaluations. I understand that everyone has a different view on what's "normal"...but really?????? Think about your decision making process when you were 16-17....now take a look at that same decision making 5 to 10 to 15 years later. I'm just baffled and appalled by this whole scenario....

[WhenZen]

11:23 AM on 01/12/2012

Why is her face so twitchy?

[Leo Alonzo]

08:36 PM on 01/11/2012

Not funny.................pathetic humor...... Icky......This girl is not 15 more like in her 20's .....plus her husband looks like he had a face lift.

[FlaviaDeLuce]

02:02 PM on 01/11/2012

Why isn't this child at school, how come no one is concerned about that?

[Martiniman]

01:57 PM on 01/11/2012

Love Jason...jury is still out on Stoddy & Hutch.

[Richcrafter]

01:25 PM on 01/11/2012

Something tells me the porn industry would reject her. Even at icky 25!

[yolo112]

01:20 PM on 01/11/2012

I didn't watch the video..or really read the story.. I DID, however, click the "Die" button. She just so...gross.