'Sh*t Homophobic People Say': Rick Perry, Ann Coulter, Marcus Bachmann Included In Lambda Legal's Parody Of Web Series

Rick Perry, Marcus Bachmann and Ann Coulter are just a few of those quoted in Lambda Legal's new "Sh*t Homophobic People Say" video.

While it may be a spoof on the popular "Sh*t Girls Say" viral video phenomenon, it's perhaps considerably less chuckle-worthy only because the proclamations themselves are legitimate rather than being parodies.

Also check out the top gay and lesbian inspired parodies, some containing graphic language, below:

Comments

[Robbert Bricker]

11:58 PM on 01/16/2012

egad... everytime i hear marcus bachmann's gay little voice i just cringe.

[rca5chi]

10:49 PM on 01/16/2012

i have only fear for their family members , i guess i should be more clear the ones that have any sense of reality !! because how devastating it must be to wake up every morning and know they are your parents ,uncles ,aunts or even brothers or sisters and you can't escape the craziness that spews from the very black hearts they must have!!??

[Ameera Primm]

05:02 PM on 01/16/2012

"i don't even think they're gay, they're just mad at their fathers." -Ann Coulter.

Do they give out Darwin awards for when someone who commits social suicide with these stupid comments?

[Lily Moth]

03:35 PM on 01/16/2012

I am not even homosexual! Nor am I bisexual, and I am hardly Heterosexual! I happen to have more gay friends than I have of any other form of sexual orientation! (well so are bisexual!) Anyway it is so comical to see these things and to think, "You really think that way?" I mean really people! We are in the 21st century! This is ridiculous to have any prejudice towards each other at all! So let's all just play nice with each other and hope people see that we are all the same species! Get along!

[MarkInEugene]

07:58 PM on 01/15/2012

They got it all figured out............wow..............and to think, none of them are even gay? They think they understand being gay so well, they insist on explaining it to everyone?

If you want to find out about being deaf, you talk to a deaf person.
If you want to find out about being a fisherman, you talk to a fisherman.
If you want to find out about being dyslexic, you talk to a dyslexic.
If you want to find out about being a virtuoso, you talk to a virtuoso.

But if you want to find out about being gay, never ever ask a gay person because these idi0ts have got it all figured out and they are the self-proclaimed authorities. Make sense.......right! That's why these bozo's have got to be seen for the charlatans they are!

America: please stop listening to these fools and find the truth out yourself by talking to a gay relative or aquaintance. Thanks!

[floridaviolinist]

03:56 PM on 01/16/2012

I love your micro bio

[Robbert Bricker]

11:58 PM on 01/16/2012

i second that. ;)

[practiceempathy]

01:41 PM on 01/17/2012

Right on, Mark!

[Robert Cat]

05:40 PM on 01/15/2012

It's funny watching Rick Perry talk smack about how gays shouldn't be treated equally all the while looking like Heath Ledger's gay character in Broke Back Mountain.

I wonder how many times he's watched it.

[MarkInEugene]

08:00 PM on 01/15/2012

Yeah....he just loves playing the flawless heterosexual.

[Melody3274]

02:56 PM on 01/15/2012

SH*T Hypocrites Say: Homophobic edition

[Melody3274]

02:55 PM on 01/15/2012

WE LOVE GAYS! WE JUST BELIEVE THEY SHOULDN'T LOVE OTHER GAYS!

[benchy]

10:37 AM on 01/15/2012

OK, I live in the UK, and don't watch US TV, so had never heard Michelle Bachman's husband speak. I understand quite a lot about that couple now. Self loathing is a powerful and destructive tool, you can almost sense the pain.

[ellwood145]

10:06 AM on 01/15/2012

The word homophobic has been used so much it has no affect and is now laughable. Please at least get a new catch word. If you use the same thing for to long people get desensitized to it.

[Matt Redman]

12:09 PM on 01/16/2012

So these people who want to deny rights to homosexuals aren't homophobic? I think it suits this parody spot on. Or you could explain how these people, who are advocating that gays shouldn't not be treated as equals to non-gays, are not homophobic.

[FantasticFourFan]

12:16 PM on 01/16/2012

How about bigot?

[somebody9191]

01:56 AM on 01/15/2012

"Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another" - Madonna

[talkstocoyotes]

01:48 PM on 01/14/2012

OMG, that lady who was talking about how "Harvard marketers came up with gay rights" was hilarious. She both looked and sounded like an escapee from the old "Laugh In" show.

[Martipants]

11:35 PM on 01/14/2012

Well...she was a regular on SNL many moons ago. She wasn't funny then, and she's even less funny now. Although, I agree, if she wasn't so ignorant I would find her a total riot. I don't think she's the brightest crayon in the box...lol.

[Maggieb3]

04:22 AM on 01/15/2012

I have to agree with you, she does seem to have a few crayons missing

[talkstocoyotes]

01:18 PM on 01/17/2012

Thanks for mentioning that. I stopped watching SNL many moons before that so didn't make the connection.

[Ameera Primm]

05:03 PM on 01/16/2012

Her voice sounded like a carton character, i couldn't even take her seriously.

[artandcolour]

11:47 AM on 01/14/2012

why would you want them to phrase their hate a "little better?" Hate is hate. You agree with their hatred of gays, obviously. Why would you want them to water down their hate? Don't you just want them to hate even more? Don't you want them to just make us go away by being scared by their hateful rhetoric? Why hide your hatred behind pretty words unless you're ashamed of it, and it doesn't sound like you're ashamed of it at all.

[shards91]

02:47 PM on 01/14/2012

It is not hatred. None of these people really "hate" gays. They hate the concept of homosexuality and with good reason. It is obviously some sort of disorder. I have this disorder myself, but the difference between me and so many other gays is I can recognize this and make the choice to control feelings that should not biologically be there, except in the case of a defect.

[CogentThought]

11:58 AM on 01/14/2012

They are speaking their own truth, not THE truth.
How could a heterosexual possibly know how a Gay Person feels about anything?

[BeninOakland]

03:02 PM on 01/14/2012

of course heteros can know how gay people feel. Just not the virulently antigay heteros iwth their own issues around homosexuality.

Hell, they don't even know how THEY feel.

[sf1000000]

09:04 PM on 01/14/2012

Everyone knows hate..has felt hate or the feelings of despair..of depression..it's NOT exclusive to gay people..ask someone who is Asian or Black or is a women..how about someone that might be crippled or been say "slow"..Rent the movie THE KINGS SPEECH...how about Geo VI...he knew..he felt..
Hate is a universal language..and a universal feeling..If you want to stop Hate start with yourself..and hope people catch what you got !!

[Sherry Tiller Pointer]

10:22 AM on 01/14/2012

OOH bondage sounds like fun (JK)...three words...FEEL THE RAINBOW!

[CogentThought]

11:56 AM on 01/14/2012

I love the "Barbarianss need to be disssaplined" line from Marcus. Disipline me Marcus, right there! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

[sf1000000]

09:05 PM on 01/14/2012

LOL...sugar we need to find you someone hotter if you want to be disiplined...Marcus is a troll...any way Michele is the TOP in that house !!

[Lana Simard]

09:19 AM on 01/14/2012

I don't pay those people any attention. That's why they say all that junk anyway, attention. They need and crave attention. They are part of a culture of make believe.