Rachel Bilson Raps, Slams Mischa Barton, Defends 'Hart Of Dixie' (VIDEO)

Dont call it a comeback. Rachel Bilson's been here for years, and after watching her new Funny Or Die video, "Call Me Doctor," it looks like she's not going anywhere. In fact, if you criticize her acting, or find her "Hart of Dixie" character Zoe Hart to be unbelievable as a doctor, "Haters get two words: Doogie Howser."

Of course, The CW star isn't the first starlet to start rapping: Natalie Portman spit rhymes about drinking, fighting and not sleeping during a 2006 "Saturday Night Live" skit; Country crooner Taylor Swift turned into T-Swizzle on a track (called "Thug Story") with autotune crooner T-Pain in 2009; and former Disney darling Selena Gomez went hood to promote her hosting duties on the MTV European Music Awards in 2011. But Bilson's way with words is simply uncanny, especially as she digs into her former "O.C." co-star Mischa Barton.

"Summer Roberts back up on the track again/ Peaced out of 'The O.C.', Ben and Brody, deuces!/ Did a couple movies, drank a couple juices!/ Still they comin' at me, like 'Where ya been?'/ You should be askin' Mischa Barton!"

Her "Dixie" co-stars Scott Porter and Wilson Bethel, who wrote and produced the hilarious track, also make appearances in the video, seductively playing to the camera.

Watch Bilson tap into her rap alter ego below.

Call Me Doctor with Rachel Bilson from Rachel Bilson

Comments

[Dr Acula]

11:40 AM on 03/08/2012

hilarious! loved it!

[oaklandraiderzz]

07:01 AM on 01/24/2012

All I know is she's better than Nicki Minaj.

[buggit]

04:57 AM on 01/24/2012

Holy hot Toledo! Give the girl a Groscar (Grammy+ Oscar, y'all:-))!

[Samara Rivieras Vivalari]

06:06 PM on 01/23/2012

lol omg i luvvvvvvv this so hilarious its better than the actual show... lol oops sorry ms bilson im a fan ... lol

[LauraBethDB]

02:48 AM on 01/20/2012

This was awesome! Always liked her and I hope she and Hayden are still together. You can hate on them as well, they are young, beautiful, rich, talented, AND they don't make headlines by behaving like a Lohan, Hilton, or a Kardashian. Rap on Rae Rae!

[Artinhouston]

07:02 PM on 01/19/2012

Lil B would kill her in a freestyle battle

[bandit6765]

04:57 PM on 01/19/2012

Folks on here still hating...I thought this was a good vid.

She is fun to watch.

[johndukesjtd]

04:50 PM on 01/19/2012

Classic haroo comedy, just not seeing Paris....That reminds me, word has it they might have a new turkey burger at Carls....next to the BK lounge for Joe's(BKING),kinda reminds me of the set in the video...nice work Rap Doc!! HAHA!! :) JTD

[Angus12]

09:05 AM on 01/19/2012

Bilson's a hoot, and cute as all get out. Hart of Dixie is light hearted entertaintment and easy on the brain. Hope the CW picks it up for renewal

[ms.understood]

07:52 AM on 01/19/2012

i've never heard of either one of these actors, but rap is officially over!

[judge jake]

03:09 AM on 01/19/2012

and of course we get time warner humping their own stuff

cw= time warner
aol=time warner
hp=time warner

[judge jake]

03:08 AM on 01/19/2012

if you are on the cw..i really wouldnt be blasting anyone about disappearing

[DawnK]

04:01 PM on 01/19/2012

Why not? It is just as legit as any other network station now a days. Besides, she's right about Mischa Barton. Where is she?

[MikePin]

01:26 AM on 01/19/2012

I could have done without the potty mouth, and I wasn't at all impressed even generally. I like Bilson generally, but a little less after this garbage.

[aceshigh11]

10:58 PM on 01/18/2012

Heh. She's a cutie...I liked her in The OC.

Yes...I watched The OC (guilty pleasure).

[Lea Rivera]

10:01 PM on 01/18/2012

natalie portman's rap is a lot better.

[Bruce A Savini]

11:05 PM on 01/18/2012

both are actually good =o)