Listen everyone. This is Juliet. She's 8. She loves her dog Robert and her fishes and she wants to get her "two-step on."
She's not afraid of you, or anyone. She likes to jump on her trampoline along with her stuffed animals and she does windmills in the street.
WATCH YOUR BACK, SLIPKNOT.
Juliet made the video with Australian producer Rob Sharpe, a family friend, while her mother Tina recorded and edited it. Sharpe's YouTube page includes some equally adorable clips of Juliet innocently practicing piano and, a particular favorite, Juliet discovering she's going to be a big sister.
Basically, we are going to steal this child and raise her for our own.
CORRECTION: A previous version of this post stated that Rob Sharpe is Juliet's father. He is in fact a family friend.
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