On "Watch What Happens Live" (Weeknights, 11 p.m. EST on Bravo), he discovered that many of them have been whiling away the post-"Potter" months by producing erotic fan fiction inspired by the Dark Lord himself.
Feeling generous, a pyjama-clad Andy Cohen announced, "Here's one for all you 'Harry Potter' fetishists. I'm gonna make your dreams come true and have Lord V. himself read something aloud."
So Fiennes -- also sporting a fine pair of pyjamas and some fluffy slippers -- opened up a book and started to read. "Voldemort couldn't help but be surprised ..."
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