Victoria Beckham Covers Numero Tokyo March 2012 In Sleek Blue Coat (PHOTOS)

Posh, is that you?

At first we barely recognized Victoria Beckham, who must have taken some time out from shopping for daughter Harper's "ridiculous" wardrobe, on the cover of Numero Tokyo's March 2012 issue. (Probably due to her super straight long hair... is that a wig?)

Victoria looks impeccably glam as always in a blue trench coat, sprawled on a leopard print chair that we definitely wouldn't mind having in our apartments. And of course, we couldn't help but notice: Posh is doing our favorite pose.

You might remember the Jan./Feb issue of Numero for its questionably Photoshopped Hilary Rhoda cover.

Check out the cover below, and also see a few of our favorite Victoria Beckham magazine covers in the slideshow.

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Comments

[tickeli]

02:20 AM on 01/31/2012

Gawd knows what she'd look like if she wasn't trying??

"I think they have this impression that I'm this miserable cow who doesn't smile. But I'm actually quite the opposite. ... I'm going to try and smile more for America."

– Victoria Beckham, on her much-photographed pout, to W magazine

[hubertandsusan]

01:46 AM on 01/24/2012

That poor baby..dragged around shopping everywhere! No stroller, no basket, nothing to cradle her but her mother's bony arms. Too young to go shopping... sweet baby propped up in clothing in public with the Paparazzi bulbs flashing when she should be at home sleeping .

[racingred]

04:09 PM on 01/23/2012

personally, I think she looks great....and I couldn't care less if she ever smiles..

[salgal877]

02:56 PM on 01/23/2012

Is she smelling her arm pit?~~~~~~ I do not know why people think she is sooo beautiful, she looks like a beetle to me ! yuk!

[bds6543]

03:49 PM on 01/23/2012

She is so annoying with her snobby, cool and aloof demeanor.. since she is a foreign national here in the U.S. What does she do anyway to warrent all this attention? Married to a soccar player?? She never smiles and looks so sour and pissed all the time.. She and her hubby hit the U.S. with a big bang.. they must have had a great publist.. peeps went WILD over them??? I don't get it? Neither one of them is that special.. He plays soccar .. she poses? What the?

[vlntyn]

12:45 PM on 01/23/2012

does she even know HOW to smile?

i just do not understand the "posh" part - she is not posh and really not very attractive .....

[salgal877]

02:58 PM on 01/23/2012

Awww, great mind's think alike !

[Razorsharp1234]

12:38 PM on 01/23/2012

Why is she on a magazine, because she is Beckham, please she is not ven pretty, no smile, stuck up, walks like she has a brum up her you kow what. Is super skinny, anorexic.
So now, where is the real news?

[mspat44417]

11:53 AM on 01/23/2012

Of course she looks constipated....She never smiles if her teeth are so bad why doesn't she get them fixed.. Not like she can't afford it....she may find out that she actually likes smiling...Not to mention how much better she will look...

[UKstyle]

06:43 PM on 02/04/2012

She should get that nose fixed as well

[whatfreshhellisthis]

11:46 AM on 01/23/2012

If her teeth are the reason she doesn't smile, why doesn't she get them straightened or capped or whatever it would take to make them look OK. As for not smiling so as to avoid wrinkles, she is still going to age, whether she likes it or not. And she will be one very mean-looking old lady.

My grandmother was a mean woman, and my favorite uncle used to say, "My mother is very even-tempered----she's mad all the time." I wonder if the Beckham children will feel like that some day.

[kaysings]

11:34 AM on 01/23/2012

I think she looks great in those photos. She knows what works in front of a camera. Oh, and she doesn't smile because she has a weird smile and bad teeth. And she also probably doesn't smile because she's afraid of wrinkles. Remember, folks, this is one VERY vain woman.

[listgirl3]

11:14 AM on 01/23/2012

That can't be her....that cover model doesn't look pissed off enough....lol

[mspat44417]

11:51 AM on 01/23/2012

hahahahah so true.. She NEVER smiles or looks happy...

[tickeli]

02:26 AM on 01/31/2012

They work wonders with 'photoshop' these days check between her chin and bottom lip for example.

[fastmoving2]

10:28 AM on 01/23/2012

She looks great with her hair down. She should try smiling once in awhile though ... it would become her.

[kaysings]

11:29 AM on 01/23/2012

Have you ever seen her smile? She has a wonky smile and bad teeth. And I wouldn't put it past her that she tries not to smile much because it causes wrinkles. Remember, this is a ridiculously vain woman.

[tickeli]

02:32 AM on 01/31/2012

Yes, there are a few photo's of her trying to smile on 'google images' she looks even more like a monkey in one of them. I'm afraid Victoria Adams is just up-herself.
All these talentless people seem to be born in Essex or Hertfordshire?

[LEFT SEAT 141]

09:12 AM on 01/23/2012

This is not a good looking woman..Why is she always being in the news. She seems like a very unhappy woman..

[salgal877]

03:00 PM on 01/23/2012

I don't even think her husband is all that great either !

[Mercgal]

08:56 AM on 01/23/2012

Is it physically immpossible for this woman to smile? I have never, ever seen her smile.

[lucia13]

08:46 AM on 01/23/2012

Victoria Beckham FINALLY looks happy!! Her daughter is beautiful....just like her brothers and parents!

[hadafaone]

08:43 AM on 01/23/2012

her "look" reminds me of Zoolander... geez...... fake tan and all....