A New York City train conductor is giving subway performers a run for their money with a priceless performance aboard a Metro-North train (or LIRR?).
Check out the video below, as the impossibly cheery conductor plays for passengers with a little jig, hat twirling, and a slightly embarrassing rap persona (with verses like "I'm a conductor, I'm a conductor, If you got no ticket you out the door!").
He ends his performance by telling his fans he was born to be a clown, but found this job instead.
Clearly this guy and the opera-singing pizzamaker should get together asap.