Tonight's the night, people! President Obama's 2012 State Of The Union address will air live at 9:00 p.m., and HuffPost Comedy has you covered with our annual drinking game chart.
While you're at it, be sure to check out our Witstream live tweet event, featuring the funniest tweets about the speech by comedians, and also check out Jason Linkins' slightly less facetious drinking game on Politics.
NOTE: The Huffington Post in no way encourages binge drinking. This is the comedy section. If you actually drank as much as we suggested you would die, so do not do that.