Shit Pat Kiernan Says (VIDEO)

New York's favorite Canadian newsanchor hero has jumped into the Sh*t ___ Says meme.

In the video below, NY1 super celebrity Pat Kiernan -- television king of aggregation (we find all our stories watching Pat Kiernan read us the papers on TV, after all) -- portrays himself as a Seinfeld-esque news diva, going after chronic elevator button pushers ("you know it's not going to come any faster, right?"); people who enter the subway before others exit ("Let em off! Let em off!") even going after other NY1 celebs: "And when Jamie Shupek has been here for 15 years we can talk about that. Until then, it's my show!"

Watching Kiernan calculate just how money he needs to refill his MetroCard to get an actual fare tells us this could be its very own Shit New Yorkers Say. After all, Kiernan seems to be such an historian that he's running his own trivia night now.

Simply put: if you don't know or love Pat Kiernan, you aren't a New Yorker.

WATCH!

Comments

[cscott2]

02:10 PM on 01/26/2012

Funny. He's a good journalist.

[The Tank]

12:14 PM on 01/26/2012

meh

[Big Bill hayward]

11:48 AM on 01/26/2012

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2q508k/www.noob.us/entertainment/top-10-wtf-us-sex-laws/

[Madhattan]

09:49 AM on 01/26/2012

I live in Kiernans neighborhood. Its where about 80% of this video was shot. He actually lives above the Starbucks at 2:29. I enjoyed this video.

[nycbunny]

11:24 AM on 01/26/2012

Me too. I loves me some Kiernan in the morning. :)

[fec]

08:31 AM on 01/26/2012

i am proud and thrilled to stat that i am NOT a "new yorker." yuck. what a cesspool of a city, with many of its loud, garish residents existing as though nowhere else exists., which is actually great because WHO wants to hear hat accent in, say, tucson or anywhere where calm and peaceful and kind are the descriptors for the people who live there. that would NOT be new york city.

[Madhattan]

09:47 AM on 01/26/2012

Cool. by stat I assume you mean state and by hat I assume you mean that. Why even click on this article, and why are you reading the New York section of Huffpo if you hate it so much. I'm sure New Yorkers are glad you aren't one of them too.

[bumzaway]

10:51 AM on 01/26/2012

Where's Tucson? Ah, don't tell me. I don't care.

[OmniDude]

08:09 AM on 01/27/2012

It's a region in Northern Italy where you can bu expensive clothes and shoes.

[ennui the third]

06:01 AM on 01/26/2012

This need to keep seinfeld relevant is pretty pathetic...this kind of ironic humor was dated when it wasn't....and this guy is about as amusing as a dripping faucet.