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01/28/2012 01:49 pm ET Updated Mar 29, 2012

Shit Native New Yorkers Say (VIDEO)

For those of you who weren't satisfied with "Shit New Yorkers Say" (Maybe it was too hipster? Not rude enough?), and who aren't yet tired of the "Shit ____ Says" meme, allow us to present "Shit Native New Yorkers Say."

Take an expletive-filled tour of the Big Fucking Apple with some locals who remember when the city had more hookers, less yoga studios, it was shitty but we liked it better that way, fuck Giuliani (but he was good on 9/11), and hey, fuck you! How's your mother?

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