Now that "All My Children" has gone off the air, Lucci was seeking career advice from Victoria who is, of course, still reeling from the cancellation of her own long-running soap, "Edge Of Tomorrow."
In an effort to get into Victoria's good graces, Lucci offered some helpful hints to the other women, but her tips had disastrous consequences.
Melanie was quick to take the soap diva's special weight-loss supplement, only to discover it was really a tapeworm. When challenged, Lucci admitted she'd been using tapeworms for years. "Look at me! At this point I'm more worm than woman," she boasted.
An irate Joy returned home and blamed Lucci for her having been arrested. It turned out that the "perfect" doctor Lucci had set her up with was really a male prostitute.
And what about Elka? Was she mad at Susan Lucci too? No, she just loved seeing the others in trouble: "I'm good."
"Hot In Cleveland" airs Wednesdays at 10 p.m. EST on TV Land.
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