13 Super Creepy Children's Toys (PHOTOS)

Every parent knows that there are some toys that are just inappropriate for children of certain age groups. Once in a while, however, a toy comes along that is inappropriate for kids of any age because it was probably designed by a group of homicidal patients in a mental asylum.

With that in mind, we put together a list of the 13 most disturbing children's toys we could find on the internet. Don't forget to vote for the creepiest ones!

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[indecisiveh]

10:49 PM on 02/25/2012

The facebank reminds me of Real Housewives...

[flyinghigh0905]

04:20 PM on 02/07/2012

When I worked at Kohls, we sold those Thing-a-ma-jigs things... and one night after the store was closed, one of the managers took one and pressed it so it sang to us over the PA system. Needless to say, those of us unaware of what was going on were freaked out.

[Brbr2424]

05:36 AM on 02/07/2012

I love the sing a ma jigs. You squeeze their tummies and they sing. Each one sings a different song and. I love their O shaped mouths.

[kanoka]

01:39 PM on 02/07/2012

I LOVE the Sing-A-Ma-Jigs...they have the cutest voices!!

[lvictoria12]

06:38 PM on 02/06/2012

I've seen the sing a ma jig things. theyre actually cuter in person

[bi-poplar]

06:18 PM on 02/06/2012

Most of those were pretty cool

[DSevere]

06:13 PM on 02/06/2012

Most are creepy but the preying mantis is kinda cute. Also, I bet I could really have fun with my dogs and that remote controlled rat... ;)

[ccastillo]

11:51 AM on 02/06/2012

The sing-a-ma-jig haunts my nightmares.... the teeth, it has teeth!

[mollynova]

09:55 AM on 02/06/2012

'My first bacon'? Is it a scratch and sniff doll? Because, seriously, if it don't smell like bacon then what's the point?

[MichaelFroemel]

09:24 AM on 02/06/2012

Ugly!

[Shauni Waterdragon]

10:21 AM on 02/05/2012

PeeWee Herman used that Hugo doll to hypnotize a woman in the audience in his original stage show - I always wondered where that creepy thing came from...

[jellyj]

09:30 AM on 02/05/2012

Where is Mrs. Beazly?

[Anne Siperek]

09:06 AM on 02/05/2012

HeyHeyHey! My brother had a Big Lou Robot in the 60s~! Exactly like this one - scared the crap outta me as a little girl! He used to make it come towards me with the lights and the noise and its voice....oh god, make it stop.

[wellingtonian]

09:19 PM on 02/04/2012

Considering if you throw a steelo pad at my mum and call it a mouse she freaks out, that remote control rat would probably have me cut me out of her will!

[Emy Freeland]

04:06 PM on 02/04/2012

Why does the red headed baby doll have blue eye shadow? Are they the tantrums tiaras toddler dolls?

[maryrekosh]

02:15 PM on 02/04/2012

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