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How Ja Rule, Dennis Kozlowski And Alan Hevesi Became Friends In Jail (PHOTOS)

The Huffington Post    
First Posted: 02/ 3/2012 2:33 pm Updated: 02/ 3/2012 4:42 pm

This is part of our "True Story Told In Pictures" series. The story below comes from an article in the New York Daily News. Everything that seems unbelievable is true, including the nicknames.

This is the true story of an unlikely friendship. It starts with Ja Rule, a happy-go-lucky rapper from Queens:

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Ja's music made him lots of money and allowed him to buy a fancy sports car. One day, New York City police officers found an illegal object in Ja's fancy, speeding sports car.

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The next thing he knew, Ja was in jail:

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Meanwhile, another happy-go-lucky man named Dennis Kozlowski was busy being the CEO of a company called Tyco:

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Dennis was also busy stealing money from Tyco and buying $6000 shower curtains with it! Here is the exact curtain Dennis chose:

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Dennis also went to jail:

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Up the road in Albany, a fella by the name of Alan Hevesi was Controlling things, in his role as State Controller:

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One thing he controlled a little too much?

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Other peoples' pensions! Controlled 'em right into his pockets. Guess who landed up in you-know-where?

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The three new convicts happened to be at the same mid-state correctional facility in lovely upstate New York. In no time, they were playing spades, hanging on the b-ball court and watching "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" together. Ja Rule, it turned out, was a Democrat, just like State Controller Alan Hevesi!

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It wasn't long before Alan and Dennis, or "Hevey D" and "Koz," as Ja calls them, started to share their knowledge. Hevey D explained the ins and outs of politics. Koz pushed Ja to buy airline stock.

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Buoyed by the encouragement of his two new friends, Ja completed his inmate GED classes. He'll be taking college-level business classes soon, thanks to Koz's advice!

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And even though Koz is on the outside these days, Ja told a newspaper he's happy where he is. His exact words were:

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All photos are from the Associated Press (with a little help from Photoshop for the last).


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Remy Arrr
08:24 PM on 02/07/2012
haha
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mjeffn
Freedom's just another word 4 nothing left to lose
01:34 PM on 02/07/2012
Was this written with Palin in mind as the reader? SHEEEEEESH!
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Gronkie
Radical Independent
12:21 PM on 02/07/2012
Prison makes strange bedfellows. Literally.
06:52 AM on 02/05/2012
What a stupid, stupid, pointless article. Yuck
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Skiwee
Just taking my time...
11:33 AM on 02/04/2012
Well Ja got his GED out of it.....that's a plus, isn't it?
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omegas3
Such is Life....
09:16 AM on 02/04/2012
Lol
11:32 PM on 02/03/2012
I liked the narrative, but the format of this article makes me feel like I'm reading a picture book. /Journalism.
11:13 PM on 02/03/2012
This is a little off topic, but who gets escorted by the police like that? With so much dignity? He's 'postured' like he may be wearing shackles, but you really can't see any. Further, the cops almost look like security guards, so nonchalant. ?
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UnknownSolider
11:04 PM on 02/03/2012
People go to prison to learn to be better criminals. Think about it
11:20 PM on 02/03/2012
LOL...F and F!!!
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Bados
You know.... the beach cruiser.
01:47 AM on 02/04/2012
In Ja Rules case this will be his first learning experience. He knows nothing about a life of crime. His dad was a dentist. He was never in the streets like that at any point in his life.
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l3ama205
Uh Uh Uh Uh
10:56 PM on 02/03/2012
Wanksta lol
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MichaelMcKLA
I'm moving to Pandora.
09:55 PM on 02/03/2012
Dang. I could use some friends like that. How do I get into prison? Can my congressman help?
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PTerrys
10:01 PM on 02/03/2012
well, you gotta commit a crime and already have made millions illegally to get into that type of prison. where instead of cells or barracks you get dorms and weekend leaves and the option to get time off for taking classes.

easiest way to get rich if you aren't is to sell over 7 million dollars of cocaine in one region of the country. or steal no less than 400 iphones and sell them to the chinese. i've seen both work.
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Bados
You know.... the beach cruiser.
01:48 AM on 02/04/2012
Ja Rule made millions illegally?
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DannyDiamond
Your micro-bio is boring and borders on narcissism
09:33 PM on 02/03/2012
Birds of a feather flock together...
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Bados
You know.... the beach cruiser.
01:53 AM on 02/04/2012
As a cream puff, Ja Rule was a target and carried a gun for protection. He wouldnt hurt a flea. You've probably led what's closer to a life of crime than he had up until the gun charge.

Growing up, you'd be more likely to see Jeffrey Adkins knocking on doors asking people to become a Jehovah's Witness like his family is.
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MacManLB
Public Enemy #2
09:25 PM on 02/03/2012
Criminals know each other. Game recognize game!!!!!
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Bados
You know.... the beach cruiser.
01:55 AM on 02/04/2012
Carrying a gun for protection because you put on a thugged out performance you whole career and you cant really pass the test is not game.
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Exfl
A centrist until the center moved.
09:24 PM on 02/03/2012
Wish I had time to watch Colbert and the Daily Show, but I have to get up and GO TO WORK. Aren't there roadsides in need of cleanup in New York?
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Cdangers
wish people would pick up a book once in a while.
09:38 PM on 02/03/2012
You know you can watch them online anytime you want?
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Exfl
A centrist until the center moved.
10:40 PM on 02/03/2012
I do that - maybe once a week if I'm lucky.
09:40 PM on 02/03/2012
Aren't these sorts of programs on in the evening?
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Exfl
A centrist until the center moved.
10:39 PM on 02/03/2012
Yes, but rather late at night for someone who gets up before six.
09:06 PM on 02/03/2012
Awesome. I can't wait for my conviction and sentancing now.