Instead of staying home and worrying about Roseanne Barr's presidential aspirations, get thee to the below South Florida cultural events.
There's b-girls at the Arsht, electro-hop at Grand Central, and plenty of watering holes where you can watch Madonna attempt to entertain football fanatics. Good luck, material girl.
Friday and Saturday, 7:30 p.m.
Arsht Cener's Carnival Studio Theater
Brooklyn-based Decadancetheatre features female hip-hop dancers from the US, Nigeria, Norway, France and Japan.
Every Friday, 6 to 8 p.m.
Marina the Fire Eating Mermaid AKA MeduSirena dons her fin and coconut bra underwater to entertain at an indulgently kitschy South Florida happy hour.
Saturday, 10 p.m.
Former sidekick of Flosstradmus, Chicaho electro-hopper Kid Sister performs with Riff Raff at Grand Central.
Martin Scholler: Closeup
Through March 18
Boca Raton Museum of Art
See over four dozen raw and close-up celebrity portraits at the Martin Scholler exhibit at Boca Raton Museum of Art. Scholler is a former assistant of Annie Leibovitz.
Super Bowl Parties
Sunday, 6:30 p.m.
Watch the Patriots take on the Giants at any number of South Florida watch parties. Get fancy with Ocean Drive's rundown of Super Bowl parties or go cheap with the Crossfade list of options.