Football fan raps are the purest form of glorifying our gridiron heroes.
It's the extension of an oral tradition of celebrating the exploits of great warriors that dates back to, like, Hercules or something.
No one is immune to the pull of dramatizing the greatness of favorite athletes through verse - not the 1985 Chicago Bears themselves, not Lil Wayne, and not some guy named Matthias from Southern California who loves the Dallas Cowboys but prefers not to wear a shirt.
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